So I officially got my first pervert last nite...

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by SunshineLovePeace, May 9, 2006.

  1. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    it was like.. 12:30 or something.. when these 2 guys walk up into the waffle house.. I could tell one of them was obviously drunk as fuck. And there was a To-Go order person that came in right as they did. So I told Denise to take the 2 guys and that I would do the to-go order. Well this dude was being reallllllll loud (his buddy wasnt really, he was just laughin at him) and at first I thought he was a funny drunk dude. But then he started hittin on me like crazy =/ and was all "hey heather, do ya wanna come with us to Fort Valley?" "hey Heather, why aint you our waitress" (to his friend): "she sure is cute aint she?" And he would just not shut the fuck up :rolleyes: And, as a waitress, you cant really be rude and say "Fuck off" cuz the fucking customer is always right:$

    And he even asked how old i was.. and I told him.. And he was like "Is that legal?" ughhh. This dude musta been at least 28 if not 30somethin. And he was all askin when I got off work so they could come pick me up and he even said something like: "When you get off at 2, you'll be gettin off 3, 4, 5, 6 times" and ughh he really said some disgusting things.. it made me feel really dirty and gross :(

    BUT the only good thing from that situation is.. they tipped me and i wasnt even their waitress.. which kinda makes me think they were just tippin me for "bein so cute" :rolleyes: and then their buddy ended up being the on the phone to-go order and when he came in to pick his shit up he tipped me 3 bucks... and on to-go orders you aint even supposed to tip, cuz the tip is added into the check already.

    But yeah, last nite was pretty eventful..
     
  2. _chris_

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    what cunts :D


    ach well, ye get people like that at times, but im sure you'll get over it
     
  3. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    tips are tips,, in a couple years youll learn how to play fuckers like that an get 20 bucks outta them instead of five..

    quite frankly ya shoulda seen them as a mark an waited on them,an played them for everything they were worth..

    drunks,,obnoxious or not all ways tip well..

    just gotta learn to play the game.. ;)

    luv n lite..
     
  4. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    well, i woulda taken em, if denise hadnt been doing nothing all nite:rolleyes: i think that was her second table she waited on in a total of over 3 hours. I mean, yeah, I was gettin all the tips.. but I was fuckin tireddd.

    and yeah, chris, i will most def get over it.. and prepare myself for more of em.. i guess good tips are good tips.... :(
     
  5. Jelena :-)

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    try to tell them you're 14 or something, it worked for me once. :p
     
  6. Jennasia

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    how long have you been a waitress? that was your first??? get used to it. sorry, sounds harsh i konw but true.
     
  7. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    Most of your tips from guys are going to be from being cute. Just a thought.

    Guys are pigs. Start wearing a nice ring on your wedding ring finger. It cuts it out a lot. I've had a lot of guys (older especially) say "You're really hot, but you're married".. its amazing how fast they notice a ring. I like the pick up line "do you like to party?" .. like that makes me think they are worth my time.
    I want to work in bar so I get good tips. .. But then you have to know drinks that are crazy weird.
     
  8. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    ahaha well jelena, i would.. but i dont think they would buy a 14 year old working at 2am ahaha:p

    and to the jennasia chic.. i've been a waitress for.. a week:H and yeah, i was expecting some pervs but this dude really took it to the extreme..

    and good idea maryanne:D i may have to try that:D
     
  9. MissEddyG

    MissEddyG Banned

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    haha i seriously wanna work a really late shift at a greasy place like that so i can get cute tips :D

    ... not that i'd get any. :rolleyes: ahha
     
  10. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    HAHAHAHA

    i have got to use that line
     
  11. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    yes you would.


    (I used the period because it's a fact, I leave fragments without periods if they aren't factual or there is any doubt, but that one, totally freakin' factual)
     
  12. QuestionEvrything

    QuestionEvrything Member

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    ag I hate that... I work at a marina and I always get dirty old men coming in.. the worst si when it's somebody's birthday....:eek: they always wanta kiss or somthing
     
  13. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    I have to question your spelling
     
  14. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    i dont think i know what ed looks like..
     
  15. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    No one does :eek:
     
  16. MissEddyG

    MissEddyG Banned

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    oh shut up davie. :D
     
  17. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    never [​IMG]
     
  18. MissEddyG

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    i will not fight with you in public mr. wilson. :rolleyes:
     
  19. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    nor I you ms. moore
     
  20. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I do.

    Hello David Wilson.
     
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