there was a chick fight at school today

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  1. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    it was actually sorta funny

    things happened
    apparantly caitlin kissed my friend linzy's boyfriend
    and somehow some girl nikki got into it?
    (i didn't know any of this when the fight happened)

    all of a sudden nikki grabs caitlin and pushes her onto the things? they're like raised platforms with trees and mulch in the middle and lined with about a foot and a half of bricks. thats where people sit andd whatnot. anyway

    so they were like rolling around on a platform..with mulch all stuck to them and stuff..hah

    nikki is puttin the smackdown on caitlin..punching her (caitlin is fuckin 4 foot ...9?) and shit..

    this is goin on for what seems like 3 minutes and finally Cap comes running up
    (cap is the ROTC guy..he's like 56 and really sexy:rolleyes: i'm sorry but it's true :D)

    so this is the really really funny part
    when cap breaks them apart
    caitlins like "why the fuck isn't anyone standing up for me?!!?!"
    and without skipping a beat, linzy goes 'cos you're a fucking BITCH!'

    i think the reason i thought it was so funny is because she didn't skip a beat and i didn't know that linzy was involved at all

    but apparantly caitlin had to go to the hospital
    but shes okay now
    she has bite marks :rolleyes: ahaa




    anyway..
    so yeah
    thats the story :D
     
  2. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    who doesn't like a good catfight

    they're sexy.
     
  3. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    Hahahaha that's hilarious!
    I love seeing fights, as long as they're fair and not like, a gang of people against one.

    There was a fight at my school last week, some big ass psycho kid and a scrawny kid where beating the crap out of each other and this teacher (who used to be a bouncer actually) was trying to tear them apart. It was funny.
    The scrawny kid did really well seeing as the other kid was like 3 times his size. It was an even fight.

    Hahah I'm terrible.
     
  4. Jennasia

    Jennasia Member

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    gotta love a good cat fight.

    at my school things got really ugly girls would take the stones off their rings so the prongs would stick up and cut the other girls in the face and they would hide razors in their hair so when the other girl grabbed their hair they would slice up their hands. yep, gotta love those.....
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    there was a chick fight yesterday at my school

    they both got hair ripped out, it was awesome
     
  6. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    Hahaha jeez!
    A girl in my school got punched in the head by a lesbian because the lesbian thought she was hitting on her girlfriend. Anyway, the lesbian had a big ring on and gave her a nasty cut.
     
  7. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Now you see, if they believed in free love then this confrentation could have been avoided completely. I don't like fights though because that's where there's anger and pain and bad shit like that.
     
  8. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    eunuchs, gay men, and necrozoophiliacs.....

    there are other groups, but those are the first that come to mind
     
  9. Jennasia

    Jennasia Member

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    unfortunately i got one of those in my one and only girlfight when i was 13. her ring gave me a nasty cut on my lip and it was in my school picture, jeez.
     
  10. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

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    High School dramas a bitch, Im not even in high school anymore and Im still dealin with that shit on my street, today I was walkin back to my house from the gas station across the street and I had to walk by the crowd of people that have ever since I move into this house when I was in 6th not liked me,(reason un known) supposeofly Im a 'slut bitch' was the term Marissa the one of the girls that have be wanting to fight me all year used ???? anyways.. the big drama started when a friend I use to have started havin sex with one of their friends (Nick),and he got a girlfriend, corrine made a big thing out of it.. but before that they were off and on havin sex for like 2 years, now they arent even good friends I would say they are the true def. of a 'booty call' well lately they have started having sex again BUT he still has a gf and its suppose to be on the DL well Marissa asked me "wheres your friend?" & I was like well gosh I just dont know why dont you ... ask Nick and Nick stood there like "uhhh pssh Idk,why would i know" I was like bullshit you dont know... anyways the bitch kept talkin I swear if I was [start a fight] type I would've.Rainbow headed bitch pisses me off . anyways thers my story. Lesson Learnd Smack a HO first chance you get, so you dont have to put up with bullshit later on :)
     
  11. the grobe

    the grobe Senior Member

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    there was a killer girl fight last year really bloody it was like a page outta jerry springer "common bitch you wanted to go well lets go" wham one punched onto her ass
     
  12. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    There are a crapload of cops at my school. They ride bikes, and one day they had men on horses there. You couldn't have a fight for more then 10 seconds. I've seen too many fights though.
     
  13. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    put a stick in the spokes of the cops front tire when he's going fast <or better downhill>

    it'd be fun AND you could probably do it unseen
     
  14. ALLY0UN33DISL0V3

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    I was 2 feet away from a cat fight a few months ago..... I stood there for a few seconds not knowing what to do.... then I stopped staring blankly and started corraling kids as I walked the opposite direction with my arms out to force people the opposite way...... fights arent that cool.......... they just give violence control over our schools..... Is that what you want leading you?
     
  15. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    that was rhetorical, and you probably didn't need to answer. it was more to emphasize that i enjoy watching two women fight.

    especially when clothing gets ripped.
     
  16. Daviedoo.tech

    Daviedoo.tech Banned

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    well be that way....
     
  17. Soberbeah

    Soberbeah Member

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    all male high school, we had quite a few full blown brawls
     
  18. MissEddyG

    MissEddyG Banned

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    hahaha i fucking love cat fights :D ive been in one but..i'm a coward so i just stood there shocked shitless while some fat short bitch scratched the shit outta my forehead and broke my glasses (which was a goode thing..they were ugly :D haha) ....you can still kinda see scars on my forehead :eek:
     
  19. MissEddyG

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    brad. :eek: be nice man. :D
     
  20. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    I saw two shelf stackers fighting the other day, hysterical.
     
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