Who wants to have sex with me?

too many

 

*cackles*

you crack me up girl!

 

difference between a large number, and regretting past mistakes

 

i'm also 29 and was married

 

I've slept with 3 guys. *waits for the stone-throwing...for a long time* I guess 3 isn't that many. Ah gee.

 

Heeey! Me too! We should be bestest buddies for life!



well, we should at least make out sometime
:X :X :X

 

that is 3 more than me.

 

one could be too many, depending on the particular penis.
and it could be two, and only one of them is too many.

 

So are you, Mister 19 year old. Hehe. This whole thread's starting to remind me of Don Juan DeMarco. Ah yes...Johnny Depp. *Drool* The way I see it is, as long as your dick isn't festering with infection, then more experience can't be bad.

And ihmurria, I'm up for the best friends for life AND making out! I'm a whole package!

 

Watch out for Ramona, she is from Texas...she might have horns

 

Im gonna give you every inch of my love lalalalala

 

Of course I have horns! Squeeze my boobies and they honk! Couldn't be a true Texan without em...

 

honestly. no.

i dont find you attractive. id rate you about 3/10.

 

Cats are pretty picky...except when they are in heat. Then they're total slut bags.

 

OK, Jester, I'll do it, but first I have to carve a vagina into the side of your neck...

Hold still, this won't hurt... much...

 

I see a lot of my catch phrases being used here, armpit, skin cream, inches by inch.
And no jester, you aren't my type. I currently in search of cheap airplane tickets to fly to everywhere I got a positive response from my thread. I'm a jetsetter. I need to video record my adventures for posterity. Like Ghengis Khan i will populate the fora with my seed. We will all be brothers and sisters. I'm just saying.

 

..But are you above using him as a scratching post?

 

But they'd be sexy horns, if they're hers *cackles*

seriously though, what is with all the hotties living down in Texas or Louisiana type areas. Frickin sucks


and jester... you can regret a bad fuck, a bad relationship, regret that you let something go past friends/acquaintances and end up in bed together. I wish I hadn't slept with one of hte three guys I've been with, but what's done is done, c'est la vie n all that jazz

 

Don't feel bad. If you're batting one out of a thousand, and you ask a million girls, you've kicked Casanovas ass.

And the internet makes this all possible.

Didn't Casanova have syphilis like 4 times?