I smoked a joint at work last nite

it was freakin awesome
Me & Richard were the only ones workin
And it was pretty dead most of the nite
So we were just talkin and smokin cigs
When he says "Mayn Im bout to go burn this j"
"You wanna come with me?"
"fuck yeah mayn" (me)
and so for the last 2 hours of work
I was blazed as fuck
lookin like a damn chinese person with allergies
But it was great
Talking to the customers was a mission tho
And wouldnt ya kno, 5 minutes after we smoked it,
like 3 diff tables of ppl came in
And then I had to ride my bike home in the wind and rain..
High as fuck.. and that was pretty fun actually
ahhaha.. yeah..

ITS MY DAY OFF! yayyy

=)

 

haha sounds awesome. I can be high when I work cause I teach guitar, and the students don't care. But if I had a real job, it would be different. . How is your job going now, anyway, Hev? I haven't been on lately...

 

its goin alright.
im gettin along with the ppl i work with
especially richard and tim
and the tips are gettin better n better
each nite..

 

getting high is what makes minimum wage jobs worth doing.

 

hahaha mang that sounds like fun

 

waitresses dont even get paid minimum wage..

 

not much of a minimum for a wage then, eh?

 

thats awesome heather the folks at the waffle house here look like they're on meth or something
in fact they probably are..

 

-"lookin like a damn chinese person with allergies"

ahahaha that was brilliant

 

Offer them a hit, and your tips will get even better.

 

ahahah nahh.. most of the customers we get are old people

and yeah, the folks that work at my waffle house are really redneck lookin.. with not very great teeth except for me richard and tim.. we're the young'ns of the staff

ahaha when we were high last nite, richard said somethin like: "mayn i wonder if i work here very much longer, will my teeth go bad?" ahahah

 

I've had those thoughts before, working at Southern States.

"Will I eventually start wearing Dickies work pants and a pocket protector with a truckers hat when I get old?"

 

try smoking blunts in the back while fishing, thats my life at the lobster farm

 

HAHA lmfao thats great....haha...i wanna work the graveyard shift at a waffle house or somethin man, i already like going there at two or three AM ahhaha

 

ahahah hell yeah mayn it actually is pretty fun. the ppl that come in that late are usually pretty late and when we dont have any customers we just sit there its a really easy/lazy job most of the time

 

I worked with the property manager at a development site and on the first day of the job within the first 15 minutes I met him he said "I may have to take a marijuana matinence break in a few minutes" and since I waked and baked I said "Yeah I'm alredy well maintained" and that was the begining of the greatest job ever. It was pretty much doing nothing, getting super stoned all the time and even watching Jerry Springer with him everyday in his appartment which was on the site. I got $10 an hour for it too. It was fuckin awsome!