Have you faked an orgasm?

I tried to - but she said 'where's the jiz?'

 

You Fuckers - Thats A Good Hat

 

No, nor would I.. That's where good communication in the bedroom comes into play.

 

lmfao

 

I was laughing at the above comment.. I'm sure if women can do it, men can as well.

 

Yes... I have :H

 

Wow, now that's a concept, men faking orgasms-the thought never really crossed my mind before. How could you fake an orgasm, and why would you? I've never faked an orgasm, but I've never been in a position to feel like I needed to, since I come easily and often.

 

no - I don't get it - I'm a bloke - how exactly do you fake it? most girls look for evidence.Its much easier for a girlie to fake it - just make a bit of a scream of it and crush him to death between your thighs.

I guess I could have a fistful of shampoo ready.Naah - that wouldn't work - too perfumy.Icing sugar?

And why? - cos she tried so hard and I don't wanna hurt her feelings?

sorry - I usually map it out for her if she's unfamiliar

 

rofl.

 

nope, never. Why on earth would you? Trains 'em wrong. Errr... doesn't show them the things that get you off properly

 

I've faked it a couple of times, simply because I just couldnt cum at the time, wasn't there. It's really easy with a condom on, as you pull out you grab the condom and head of your penis, covering it up with your hand. Pull it off and bin it before she notices. As for the act of faking it, pretty easy. Change tempo of thrusts, tensing my whole body before slamming in as I start 'cumming', mouth wide open, eyes closed, saying "Oh my god, I'm cumming", clenching my PC muscle making my penis 'pulse' and then collapsing on her, breathing heavily.

 

No, I've never faked, nor do I intend to. Honesty and communication go hand in hand.

 

haha if you call 33 young.No I guess I forgot about condoms - that would be pretty easy to fake.The main women of my life had had an op after having children so we didn't have to use condoms.

but as I say - I probably wouldn't even try and fake it - if she didn't get me there I'd properly finish off the deed myself - or even say 'sorry-it's not happening - its not your fault though etc'

 

I think faking is bad and do not make a habit of it. But, I have done it before. If my partner is trying so hard and I know that an orgasm is just not in the cards, I'll fake it. I usually feel pretty lousy about it, though.

 

Aren't men in their sexual peak at 18-19... oh well guess there are times when even the young have a hard time cumming .

Never faked. Usu. i quit b4 too long and settle for something else .

I had a couple of lovers who consistently failed to bring me to climax, still didn't fake it cos they had to learn. One of them was very selfish, even told me to talk dirty, dictating what he wanted to hear, ...that is he tried to persuade me to fake it cos he couldn't take me there like a real man, errr. I remained tight-lipped, no way would I entertain that. He wasn’t a keeper anyway.

 

Im faking one right now~!

 

nope.. ya fake it.. he'll never get it right.. i have pushed a guy off of me and told him to watch and learn

 

all you woman who fake,, please dont, it confuses us and its our job to get you off
for all you men who dont,, you damn sure should, when you feel her getting close grunt and gron like your head is about to explode and you will push her over the edge. even if she knows your faking chances are she wont realy care as long as it works

 

yeah ive faked it once or twice. and i honestly dont know why. I guess to make my man feel good..

 

lol, oh hell no, i dont know who started that line of crap, problay some old dudes trying to exuse the fact there out of shape, men do not reach a sexual "peak" they stay horney as long as they use it. and any mature guy who is into sports can tell ya, the kids just cant keep up, and are seldom a challenge untill there at least 25