I want to have penetrational intercourse with a humanoid being of the opposite gender

bird, you are the most enigmatic person I have come across yet.

 

Thank you, I take that as a compliment if that is okay with you.

 

you make me want to laugh and pull my hair out at the same time.

 

That happens to a lot of girls the day after the night before.

 

ah jeez. you win.

 

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I want to have penetrational intercourse with a humanoid being of the opposite gender [/QUOTE]

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

all these negative comments
its just funny

 

bird the kinda guy you'd have amazing sex with .. and then he'd say to you "eeh.. i've had better."


then he'd roll over and and say, "can you close the door on your way out? i'm going to sleep"

 

i think they make pills for that :0

 

I said no fucking birdy.

 

It has a penis bird. You don't want to touch it anyway. I assure you.

 

...

 

Doubtful. I think it would be crap. He may make you feel like it was the greatest. On reflection it would be crap. He may charm you into thinking it was F.A.B. but it would be all in your head.

He looks quite average in that department.

I think your right about the second part. he does seem to have that arrogance, maybe even confidence. Stupid women fall for that shit.

 

There are a lot of stupid women in the world then.

 

I KNOW.. i know lots of them.

Hanging with inferior men.. just because they are pandered too.

I dunno Mr Migration. maybe you are a sex bomb ?.

I hope you are appreciating my sense of humour.

 

As a matter of fact, I appreciate any and every sense of humor. Except German humor ofcourse, because it is non-existant.

 

Hey i am German !!!!!!!!




Ok not really.

 

Remember ladies, he didn't specify WHO would get to do the penetrating...