The 'oh my word' game

ok basically you pick a subject that the next poster has to talk about and pick one word they have to use in the post, after the poster has done this s/he picks a new subject and a new word.
I will give an example

subject:goddess word:wheelbarrow

the goddess loves us all equally even those that have got right drubk in there garden and fallen alseep in their wheelbarrow.
(the word can be anywhere in the post provided its used)

so my subject is: war and my word is: Lemon

S

 

Fuck war! And I love when you squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.
sigh.

 

sweetie, now you need to do a new subject and a new word!
S

 

aight then ... subject ANAL sex or course it is after all HipForums and the word .... hmmm "butter"

 

its wise to use a condom for your protection during anal sex but please don't use butter for lube, as you may find it will break the condom

subject: fine wine
word: cat
S

 

Fine wine may be considered the high point of sophistication. Of enjoyed by the same snoody people that name their cat after its sire to flaunt the feline's pedigree. We can consider these people evil and fine wine to be the water of the evil. Damn the demon drink, reinstate prohibition!

Subject: Olympic Swimmers | Word:Shepherd

 

the greastest Olympic swimmer (in my opinon) was Doris Shepherd, born in 1928 she swimming the mile in under 30 seconds, before she was out of nappies, however they did end up a bit soggy

subject: crystels word: bra
S

 

edit:Aww...you beat me...

 

thats ok do my one!
S

 

Her tacky new jacket was absolutely dripping with fake crystals and from the looks of things up front, she also stuffed her bra....


Subject:gardens Word:shark

 

sings: under the sea, under the sea, in the shark gardens, please son't eat me!

subject: bad tv programmes word:teeth
S

 

So I was jerking off in the garden, and I swear, that right before I got caught, a shark ate the cat!!!!!
DOH!!!!
So I hated it everytime my mom made me watch all that bad tv programming, , she practically had to pull teeth to get me near the set.
Sub: Tennis Shoes
Word: Pestilence

 

Gardens come in many shapes and sizes and colors and textures and smells and purposes. They span from the huge monocrop farms of corporate agriculture to the small tulips gardens planted by 11 year old Sally Nephim of New Greece, Georgia. Through all time man has tried to control the plant life surrounding him. And truly the most adventerous of these attempts is the undersea garden. Begun in the late 1500's in southern Japan and slowly gaining popularity in California. These gardens are mammoth testaments to the beauties of the deep. With their well pruned and kempt kelp forests and anemone beds, these forests have become a favorite habitat for many aquatic critters. It is not suprising then that to follow these critters shopuld come another critter to eat them. The garden shark regarded as an amazing example of the evolutionary process, a subspecies of the lemon shark developing within a few hundred years. It is a powerful statement to man's ability to tame and affect nature through manipulation of the environment.

~edit: alright I was slow, just ignore this~

 

we can't ignore it, you put far too much work into it!
S

 

remember that wearing tennis shoes is no guard against pestilence, espically if its air bourne

subject: the art of comedy word: backwards
S

 

The art of comedy is completely captured in the show "whose line is it anyway?" The comedians are quick witted and able to capture the humor and chemistry of a black dude, a few americans, and of course a backwards canadian.

subject: cooking shows word: saliva

 

I had never produced so much saliva as when i saw them making those veggie dinner party dishes on those cooking shows- I was dripping, it was obscene!
S

subject:fair ground rides word: lobster
S

 

I went on a roller coaster with my ex's daughter - she loved it - I thought I was gonna die and felt as sick as a lobster on acid

new subjectral sex - word: piano

 

Have you ever tried playing the piano while someone gives you oral sex, very distracting, I think they should really teach you in school, how to over come this

subject George Bush word Lovely
S

 

George Bush taught me how to enjoy oral sex while playing the piano.I was told he was a lovely guy - now I'm not so sure

subject: alex714 word: indescribability