> A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. > A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is >open." > Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit >puzzled. > When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." > He zipped up and finished his shopping. > At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was >that told him about his "barracks door." > He was planning to have a little fun with her so when he reached the >counter he > said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier >standing in there at attention?" > The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and >said, > "No! , no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a >couple of old duffel bags."
