You should all watch out for my book

It'll be out in......about 40 years time

So in 2046 check the southern african politics section of your local bookstore

It'll chart my experiences as a young Journalist in Zimbabwe during the rebuilding process following Mugabes sudden fall from power (which has to happen soon...)

I won't reveal the title just yet but suffice to say it is genius

But it should be a "bladdy good read" as my pommy friends say

Besides anything that supports my pension fund eh?



Gosh I can't wait to go home

 

ill buy it

 

i'll steal it from a library.

 

sounds good

 

I'd expect nothing less

Yay!

 

It should be fairly mindblowing


Oh and it'll have pictures of me looking devilishly sexy and stuff so yeah

 

Buy my book you whores

 

I will I will! Just, gimme time to some money to spare, eh?

 

you've got 40 yrs

 

I'll go sit and read it in the bookstore then put it back on the shelf and leave.

 

Can I have a signed copy?

 

ooooooh, me too me too! Preeeeetty please?

 

pffft.... i'll be dead.

 

you can't make me

 

for my favourite finn? of course!!!

for my favourite, um, canadian? of course!