I like to modify my body (penis related)

Discussion in 'Body Modification' started by bird_migration, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

    Messages:
    26,374
    Likes Received:
    42
    Hi, I have currently two girlfriends and I can only please one at a time with my erect penis. Since the three of us live, eat and sleep together I would like to please them both at the same time. Thus I have been thinking about getting a second penis.
    Does anyone here know if it is possible to get a second-penis operation?
    Please help me, because I am really really desperate to please both my girls at the same time.

    Any and all help is highly appreciated, especially from people with experience.

    Love, bird.
     
  2. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

    Messages:
    3,123
    Likes Received:
    13
    a strap on is cheaper
     
  3. ArtistofPeace

    ArtistofPeace Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,065
    Likes Received:
    1
    Hahahahahaha.....
     
  4. Natedog

    Natedog Member

    Messages:
    118
    Likes Received:
    0
    Have you decided exactly where you would have the second one attached?
     
  5. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

    Messages:
    2,456
    Likes Received:
    1
    that would be amazing whoa. u might could have marilyn manson as a friend for life ;)
     
  6. atropine

    atropine Member

    Messages:
    809
    Likes Received:
    1
    you could get a bisection. or stop being a troll
     
  7. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    Messages:
    5,751
    Likes Received:
    11
    i think it would look great right in the middle of birds forehead... just like a unicorn horn.
     
  8. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    255
    Likes Received:
    1
    Get a nose job. there is no reason your nose couldn't be surgically altered to function as a second penis. You could even train yourself to experience a nasal orgasm by sneezing!
     
  9. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,113
    Likes Received:
    6
    A sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm :)
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice