ohhhhhhhhh my gooooooooddddddddddddd be quiet!!!!!!!!!!

The only reasn I ever would want to move out is because my mom is messy and talks all the time, those are the only two reasons.
The messiness no biggie I start cleaning up whatever it is and if she sees she gets embarassed and takes care of it...the talking she knows it bothers me but doesn't care. I just took my naseau pill (nonnarcotic) to sedate myself because i am afraid i am going to yell shut up. i mean seriously I think those monks and and shit who have silence after 7pm have the right idea.

 

Are the voices getting to be too much for you too, Lynsey? Does she stutter and snort like a certain bad spelling non-grammar knowing less than genius I work with?

 

i hear ear muffs work well, plus there fashionable too

 

she just heard me whine and said 'lynsey i was in labor with you and your were 11 pounds you will talk to and listen to your mother '):

 

hah no my mom is way overly smart and whenever I reply or do speak she corrects my grammar ): and she keeps watching reruns of the george bush speech and yelling at the tv now she's talking to the dog.
she went to trader joes tonight and got a case of wine so I think she's a litlle woohoo I think im gonna go get wooohooo myself we always have fun talking when i am drunk too

 

my mom was in labor with my sister for 22 hours.

11 pounds?!!!!

WOW, Lynsey... You BETTA listen to yo momma!

 

meh, it's all about head circumference. an 8 lb baby isnt any easier to birth than a 12 pounder.

what is it with mothers and guilt trips anyways?

 

yep 10 pounds 12 ounces lol and I was born in an oversea's military hospital so no cesarian...and she started out doing natural childbirth until right before the pushing and still she only dot darvocet...alright I am hammered on plum brandy and am going to go chat

 

Lynsey, go back to school and after that, follow the advice in your threads title.

 

lol!!!! i talked to my mom today... i was 10 lbs and she said i was actually like right on time, but NOBODY has 10 lb babies on their first time, so they HAD to induce..... lol... she doesn't use it against me, but i just wanted to say, yay for large babies! lol..

 

oh man, just read the part about the military overseas hospital.... she told me about my bro who was born in a navy hospital and no induction or epidural, etc... he wasn't as big as me though, thank god.... he was 8 13 i think she said...... she has big babies or maybe it should be a

 

anyway, i'm sorry she talks a lot.... when i lived at home the biggest th ing was cleaning up after myself.... i had to wash my dishes and put them away right after using them... and put my shoes in my room when i took them off, etc etc.... my stepdad is pretty strict.

 

I think people should only be allowed to speak a certain number of words in a lifetime. That way the incesent blabbers would all be mute by 25.

 

my smallest baby was 8 pounds & 8 ounces and he was born at home

 

lol and cute to the last two posters......

i think big healthy babies are good, just probably hard to have labor with..... and those who talk incessantly SHould learn to talk a little less in age.... lol... however those who speak very little shoudl also learn to talk a bit more... my grandma hardly ever speaks up, and yet i am sure she is incredibly intellingent AND kind hearted.... (she was an RN for years and put up with my grandpa having an affair with a son as a baby..etc went to his wedding any everything... we are famile with his illigetimate child..... because of her i am most certain) and yet she is still married to my grandpa and is soooo softspoken..... i love her though.

 

ahem, it's a myth that big babies are difficult to birth. big headed babies are difficult to birth, the body just slides on out after the head is born. it all has to do with head circumference

ps, i birthed a 10 1/2 pounder. i totally dig big babies that look like they're already 3 mos old when they're born.

 

My mom has a chattering problem, too. The worst thing is that our sleep patterns on weekends are completely opposite. She gets up just a couple of hours after I crash and talks incessantly. Doesn't bother me unless I wake up, but she has a nasally voice with one of those higher pitches that carries across the house. It's only annoying in a few instances: when she's ranting, when she's mad, when I'm trying to sleep, or when my patience is shot. Haha. But sometimes I just wanna tell her to go away. Then again, I don't want to hurt her feelings. She can be very immature (sometimes I wonder who's the mom, lol) and has sensitive feelings...I don't like upsetting her.

 

How intelligent.

 

Just like Colenzo is intelligent.

 

my mother is the greatest. but she makes me crazy, too, after a while. my husband calls her hurricane julie. to be honest, i think my whole family is a bit like that. we just all take up so much space and energy that when we all blow out the door we take all the air with us. we're just kinda hyper and very amusing.

mind you, i've learned to control my powers and can occaisionally act like a spring rain instead of a category 5. comes from being a member of the Storm family, i think. we all take that name WAY too seriously.