she found my porn

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by rg paddler, May 11, 2006.

  1. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    I'd been kicked out by this woman after 4 years and I packed all my stuff into bags and cases and managed to get it all into two taxi's.But I left one bag behind cos I thought it was empty.Later on I got a phone call 'I found your little book of porn' she said in an accusing voice.It was a small A6 size book and as I'd had a throwing out session of porno mags,I cut out a few of the best bits and stuck em in this book - just for fun.Well - what could I say? -
    We'd already split so I just laughed.Just my luck.
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i forgot a big stack of porn magazines when i moved out of my apartment.. i really hope they didn't just get thrown out.. i hope someone is using them
     
  3. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    what kind of mags? hope your kids never found em
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    old playboys from the 50's and 60's .. some "nudist" magazines.. some other playboy type sweet meat mags

    all in good shape still too.. none of the pages sticking together
     
  5. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    So you were into looking at girls then or were they not yours?

    This woman used to keep a few gay ones locked away in a large japanese chest with dildos and rubber dresses - it always smelt a bit weird in there - she was quite liberal about it I s'pose - she persuaded me to buy one of those crazy leather strap things with silver rings all over it.I gotta say - I thought I looked like a complete baffoon in that kind of monkey gear though - still - sometimes you try and make these sacrifices
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    they were an exboyfriends.. but always fun to look at .. a converstation piece when nothing else was around
     
  7. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    So it didn't bother you then? - or is that part of the reason he's your ex?

    Although the web is awash with porn these days half the time I think the photgraphy - angles n stuff they use is so naff I resort to switching it off and using my imagination - unless I'm given a better offer of course - but if I were in the buisness I reckon I could do a far better job than half these amateurs.
     
  8. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Go back and get your book..
     
  9. YellowBug

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    hahahha ..nice! props to porn?? lol
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Booga checking out porn? I dont do porn, not that Im against porn, I like the idea of porn, but just dont look at it. I already look at cars I cant afford, would hate to look at other things I cant afford, lol :)
     
  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    well it's not like it made me horny.. it was just interesting to see how bodies have changed in only a few short years..


    from natural and hairy.. to plastic over-sized airbrushed nastiness
     
  12. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    I found my boyfriends porn..two playboys from the mid 90s and some raunchy dvd he stole from a friend. I didn't give a shit. i look at porn too..
     
  13. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I think the real catch is in finding them who like ot make porn, lol
     
  14. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    I've got a couple of 'Elysium Press' colour U.S.A. nudist magazines from 1965-1966 & an American Sunbathing Association nudist magazine from 1957.
    They are the 'prized possessions' of my huge vintage magazine collection.One day I'll buy a scanner let you all see them.[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I make fun of my boyfriend because he keeps a folder on his computer that's labeled "PORN" clear as day. Least he's honest about it...
     
  16. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    I bet you checked em though - just to see he wasn't a raving illegal pervert though.come on - who wouldn't? or do you have 'the golden trust' - don't ask me what that is - I just invented it - probably something post-war when we were childhood sweethearts before the evil internet was spawned.

    Fancy punting,with some cucumber sandwiches and a gramophone?

    The most porn you'd be likely to find me with in those days would be a pack of black n white playing cards of 'wanton' women.If you had ringlets though,I'd definately nail yer.Ringlets turn me on like a wild animal.
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Haha, no, I didn't have to check it, he showed it to me. Just a bunch of free porn links. Such a cheap bum...I have snooped through his My Documents folder and the only nudeys in there were...me. Haha.
     
  18. Lemmey

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    I remember when my ex-wife found a little folder on my computer, and when I mean little, I mean like 5 or 6 photos. We weren't even married yet and she freaked out and told me I was a prevert and a deviant. I should have known then by her overblown reaction that it was time to run like hell. She tended to overrreact to EVERYTHING!!!!


    I still see nothing wrong with enjoying a little nekkid entertainment every now and again provided it doesn't involve anything harmful to kids, women, or anything really over the edge.



    Peace, Love, and Larry Flint!


    -Lemm
     
  19. Destro_the_punk

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    Lemmy your comment is interesting, I had a similar encounter with my partner. She came one the single nude photo I'd received from a pen pal when I was 17. Similar freak out. One wondders what the common theme is in their psychological make up.
     
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