hello! i ve just translated some jokes from russian for you. i doubt if u find any of them funny or maybe u will not get them all, but just tell me which one like and which one seems to you not funny at all. 1. Vitaly Klitchko is accused of racism. there is a video of him punching a black guy. 2. Listen up!! there;s a betrayer among us! - who? - Me! 3. there are two things i like in blondes. breasts. 4. hey, guys, i ve just taken a cool book from the library. i was waiting for it for the whole year! it;s called War and Peace (by Tolstoi). - Ah, its where first comes peace and then war. - thanx, man, it was nice to read it. 5. you know, they have broken my heart!! they have spit in my soul!! they have killed all feeling in me!! Oh, my God, Why???? what for?? such a paradise for me, an ordinary masochist!! 6.- Hey, you are cheating on me, arent you?? - No, no, never!! you know Julie from the second floor?? well, it's her i am cheating on! 7. Father, let me introduce my friend to you, this is Alex. - Uhhuh, good... and who are you?? thanx for attention
as for number one. vitalii klichko (and his brother) is russian - ukranian wrestler - very famous all over the world.
one more joke to fight alcoholism the government of holland has picked out 50 millions ....tonnes of marijuana.
- hello, doctor, my finger hurts. - ok, take off your cothes! - but why?? its only my finger. - perhaps it's only your finger, but perhaps i havent had a woman for 9 years!!
- hello, doctor. - hello. please take off your clothers. - ok. - oh, you can get dressed now, your hearing is normal.
one more about mendelejev, who created a chemical table while dreaming d.i. mendelejev had seen an erotic dream with many elements.
- so we are 3 men in a boat, not mentioning the dog. - why three?? - becaue i didnt mention you, dog!!
when i was little, i never went with my friends to the cemetary. because i was a little bit pale and they always tried to dig me in.
