Worst Lie You've Ever Told

i don't lie much...my strategy of choice is the ever- so- subtle change of subject

but if we're going for worst lie ever, i think it'd have to be saying "i love you" when i didn't mean it....

 

ouch, that's like, the worst lie ever...

 

I always tell my parents I need money to do things but spend it on weed.
And once I stole a pack of smokes from my dad and helped him look for it. Then my mom caught me with it and now every time my dad loosing something smoking related I'm always asked.

 

The worst lie i ever told was that im not a fraid of the dark. love it but still scared of it. More love than scared.

 

My and my boyfriend just recently broke up, and it took him no time to find another girl, a barely 16 year old at that. Anyhow, he was wanting to see his son Saturday, but I didn't want him to think I was sitting on my arse doing nothing, so I told him it would have to be another day, because I had a date on Saturday. Well, thankfullly, I was able to arrange a "date" with a friend so that I wouldn't be lying...but still; I feel horrible about it.

 

i lied to about 500 people in an airport and said i HAD to get on the flight becausei was going to meet my birth parents for the first time...(not actually adopted).. when really i was actually going to see a bob dylan concert and my flight had been cancelled and there were only like 2 openings on the next possible flight and like 500 people who needed to get on. i got on. concert rocked. i'm going to hell.. for bob dylan

 

i told a factory i couldn't get to work on time cos i couldn't obtain any sliced bread from anywhere to make my sandwiches for lunch.

no - hang on - that was the truth - still can't believe i got away with it - warehouse barstards

 

I think most recently, the thing that made me feel the worst was when my boyfriend and I scammed Wal-Mart with the help of a friend. We went in with an item our friend bought at another Wal-Mart just 10 minutes earlier and got a pink sticker, then our friend stood in line at the customer service counter until the lady at the door stopped paying attention, then we wandered back to the electronics, my boyfriend stuck the sticker on the X-Box controller, and we returned it for a gift card. I felt so horrible for being a part of that because while it was Wal-Mart, it was still extremely dishonest. I still feel really bad about it and swore I'd never again take part in scamming any place for money, no matter how bad we need it. I'd much rather obtain money in an honest manner, even though that money got us gas and groceries.

 

I told my mom I was going to school everyday but I dropped out of high school the year before.

 

my dad... I'm always looking for an excuse to not see him.. lol

 

parents..............i cant say what lol knowin my luck they will read it when they get home

 

hahaha that sucks ^^^ do they do that often? lol

 

lol their always on the forums they dont actually check my posts or anythin its just like ok whatever they see one they see one like dilligaf dont care or anythin she thinks most of my posts n shit r true cuz we kindda sorta ina way have the same beliefs but like hhb is stupid at times lol hes never spazzed or anythin but like hes weird

 

On the subject of silly lies....

After a particulary heavy acid session a couple of summers back my friend had to go into work in the morning despite still being on another planet, so we had the bright idea of me phoning his work and making an excuse for him (I was tripping as well). I called the number and explained that sorry, but X isn't able to come to work today as he has poked his eye on a car ariel and has been rushed to hospital. At this point the room burst into hysterics and his manager just told me he had half an hour to get in or he was fired. My mate went in with his tail between his legs and a head full of acid hehe...

 

LMAO, Jester. That's ingenious. And sick. Don't you fucking love photo editing programs? And searching just random words in google and stealing the picture for projects?

My friend got online and told me her grandma was being a nazi, so I got on Google, searched "Grandma" and the first result got picked and I drew a swastika on her forehead and a Hitler mustache. Cracked my friend up. I do feel sorry for the lady who was my unfortunate victim...

 

Let's just hope she had/has a sick sense of humor.

 

for me it would besay yes to my partners when they ask me if it felt good.

 

ok, for me, two of my worste lies were telling a twenty year old girl i was 19 when i was 16. my other is telling a 17 year old girl i was 17 when im 18... i know, i coulda gone to jail for that...

 

i have a few greys and wrinkles, that lie doesnt work for me anymore sadly...

 

mom : Why the hell d oyou smell like cigarette!!

Me : They help me stop smoking weed