scaaaaaared

ok, i've smoked maybe... once a week for the past month or 2, and now it's been 9 days since a last toked. i have a job interview coming up and i'm probably going to be tested like the next day and really NEED the job. I know i probably won't be clean, but should drinking LOTS AND LOTS of water hours prior to the exam be good enough to pass?

 

Chill out man, youll either pass or you wont, but in the meen time spark up a spliff and relax

 

if you don't think you'll pass, go buy some detox. it's like $25 and it works everytime. it says your 18 so you shouldn't have a problem. just don't smoke until after your test.

 

bring a sample of someone elses clean piss, they probably wont watch you pissin...or will it not work maybe they can see its old piss

 

http://www.howtopassyourdrugtest.com/how_to_pass_a_piss_test.htm

 

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Might work, if there wasn't a temperature gage on the side of the cup, & someone at the door too!

 

or if you put a couple drops of bleach in your piss it'll clean it out. Just get an empty eye dropper (I'm sure you got some) and get some bleach in it. Make sure you dont forget and put it in your eyes tho.

 

they make a thingy..



http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1072

 

^^ what the fuck is that shit, looks like something you'd use maybe??

 

is it a big dildo?

 

hm, thanx for all ur advice, i've been doing a lot of research and my friend has some detox and tests, so i think i'm gonna test myself first, to see if i'm clean (hiiiighly doubtful) then do the drink lots of water, take vitamin b, and detox combo

 

HAHA, a fuckign peeing dildo!

 

damn, people are so worried about drug tests. you should know that you might have a test and leave time to clear your body

 

^^ i know, but i did the classic stupid stoner thing and thought "mmm weed, what could possibly go wrong?" and totally disregarded my future need for work

 

Drink Gatorade instead of water and take creatine and you should be fine after a week.