How do you know if you're bad in bed?

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by Haze_9999, May 17, 2006.

  1. Haze_9999

    Haze_9999 Member

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    ??...anyone???
     
  2. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    Well, if your girl lays there like a limp dishrag and finally says 'well, are you finished yet?' I'd say you've got a problem.
     
  3. bird_migration

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    You are bad in bed when you can not sleep.
     
  4. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    Yea, if she starts snoring while you're pounding away in her, there's a slight possibility that you're not the world's greatest.
     
  5. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Don't worry about it ..... if she/he ain't even got the confidence to tell yer that yer crap...then you're the best she/he is gonna get anyway :)
     
  6. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    If she's laying on her back, you're thrusting into her from the side, amd she's reading the Reader's Digest, you MIGHT have a problem.
     
  7. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Beautifully said, Oz! Heed those words, Haze9999.
     
  8. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    I'm wondering why all these posts were aimed at the girl being bad in bed.
     
  9. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    mine wasn't
     
  10. now?

    now? Member

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  11. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    I see........ Sorry :)
     
  12. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    your partner flinches in pain, says ouch all the time, tells you to slow down/stop/change something and you can't/won't
     
  13. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

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    If your partner makes up excuses not to have sex with you.
     
  14. Haze_9999

    Haze_9999 Member

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    What if the partner doesnt even know themself, cos its their first relationship.....
     
  15. Anastazija

    Anastazija Member

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    Doenst matter if it is their first relationship, he/she will now if it is/isnt good:)
     
  16. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    If your partner says "I've had better".
     
  17. Irish Drunkard

    Irish Drunkard Member

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    If she takes phone calls during the act, youre not doin real good.
     
  18. Megara

    Megara Banned

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    haha!

    "I've had better.....I've had better...... I've had BETTER?"

    great movie
     
  19. Bat-Girl

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    If sex ends with your partner saying, "you've got to be kidding me!"
     
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