one time me and my friend and my sister were hanging out my sister goes "let's tell scary stories" my friend replies "okay, I got one, it's the world's shortest scary story, but also the scariest once.. you were born" it was funny at the time, I was like 11 though
i wrote an even shorter one: "AAAaaargh..." with different scenarios,of wich the shortest one is "ah!"
Haha, pretty cool story Neo-Hippy... 'Cept the last 'man' on earth means... It coulda been a woman. Which could also be a horror story, depending on who you ask
Horror story template: Some stuff happened. Someone died, or wasn't dead, depending on which is scarier. BOO!!!
Sounds more like erotica to me... "Hi, I'm the maid here to... polish your furniture." bow-chicka-bow-wow