Cheapest crap ever

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Gringo Starr, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. Gringo Starr

    Gringo Starr Banned

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    You like b-movies that are so crappy (production/actors/effects/plot)that they are fun to watch?Like Attack of the killer tomatoes ?
     
  2. cynical_otter

    cynical_otter Bleh!

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    A movie called Ax 'em.

    It looks like it was shot with just a camcorder...there isnt even decent sound. It's like a home movie.A bunch of friends got together,made a slasher movie with their camera and actually got it distributed.

    This movie was so bad..that in one scene, a guy gets killed, and you can see him slink out of the scene after he falls down dead.There's no blood or anything.

    It's just a bunch of people running around screaming(with smiles)away from a guy with spray painted gray hair and a dull(if not outright fake) machete.

    terrible...yet you have fun watching it cause it's so bad.
     
  3. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    http://www.troma.com/index2.php3

    these company made some of the best b-movies......toxic avenger, redneck zombies, blondes have more guns, blood sisters of lesbian sin....the list goes on.....great stuff.....
     
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    canfordcliffs Banned

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    Get stoned and watch For Your Height Only a James Bond type spoof featuring some Phillipino dwarf called Weng Weng, marvel at how this ugly midget attracts beautiful women and beats up like 6 men at once.


    Its a film thats so bad it will make you laugh...I guess the budget must have been...ooh $136 I mean the car crashes...well I say car crashes...the cars don't actually crash, they pull up short so as not to cause any damage, I guess they were all owned by the gangsters that made the movie...anyway check it out.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200642/
     
  5. CUtheRE

    CUtheRE Member

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    ack i didnt think anyone has heard or even saw for your height only! i've been hunting that movie down for years. it might have been the highest grossing filipino import ever.
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    wasnt there one called, attack of the killer condoms, or something like that


    B-movies kick ass, they are so lame that ya just gotta love'em
     
  7. bluegill

    bluegill Member

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    hehe...i remember this one movie i watched when i was a kid...."Night of the Lupus"....it was about giant killer rabbits that attacked a community in the mid-south west........hehe...i got a kick outta that one.....
     
  8. thehipsterdufus

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    I love the Toxic Avenger movies!!

    Another of my faves is Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death


    and The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck
     
  9. bluegill

    bluegill Member

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    I thought i seen one one time...called Giagantic Cannibal Amazon Women from the Avacado Jungle of Death......is this the same one, or do i have the name wrong????
     
  10. TheMagicalMushy

    TheMagicalMushy Senior Member

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    Ahh i cant remember the title of the movie.. I rented it one day it was like an independant cop film. Was so stupid. Was hilarious though they made a "wap" sound everytime someone got punched.

    Then the old 1970's horror flicks are hilariously crappy too. Try to watch "ants" or "Attack of the killer frogs" its somthing like that.. These people live in the house and this guy sprays the frogs to kill them and they start to overpopulate on a plan to kill the family. Hilarious.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hehehe
    I've seen the ants one..
    what about the one called alligator..they had a one and two..lol
    Toxic advenger was awesome..
    I still say there was a movie about condoms, like attack of the giant condoms or killer ones, something like that...
     
  12. moonlapse

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    This 70's movie titled 'Frogs.' It was about a green-peace type guy who was researching pollution in a lake, caused by a family who owned a location plant, which polluted the lake. Pollute the lake, will you? Not with mediocrely-dangerous frogs, you won't. The frogs and other reptiles indirectly killed off the perpetrators. Of course, Mr. Green-Peace saved himself and the woman. That's usually how it goes, isn't it?

    Usually I watch horrible movies for a laugh..but this one made me want to goto bed and ponder why I continue to live life. It was THAT bad. No background music. No rising action. No quality acting. Just frogs.
     
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