Comb overs

Oh my fucking god.......you're bald man, fact of life, its time to shave your head. I swear if my boss wants to lose his virginity before he turns 50 hes going to have to change his haircut......

 

No one answered this thread. I'm trying...

 

My boss has a comb over, but he's married. and he still doesn't get laid. But his comb over is like 12 inches long, red, and flops all over the place.

 

Imagine if combovers "came back" and became sexy, like the mod or the mullet

 

ahahaha.. and then the wind jacks it all up..
big long strip hanging down

 

My accounting professor had the best combover! It started at the bottom of one side and went across and down the next. Hello! We can all tell. Plus bald looks soooo much better.

 

Oh come on, on windy days it can flap like a flag, lol

 

combovers are soooo 1970's .. ahahaha i can't help but laugh at them

 

Maybe they feel it is some sort of last ditch effort to stop the sun from melting thier brains? lol

 

Men with combovers don't get laid because they look like serial killers or peds

 

Imagine it being hot for chicks to be bald and have combovers.....

 

OH yeah, thats hot.

 

i guess even 2.6 billion can't make a man secure.

 

that got me off