Worried about getting caught masturbating

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by chris_1661, May 14, 2006.

  1. chris_1661

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  2. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Go and speak to William Pestle at the Lion's Pride Inn in Goldshire and he'll brew you and invisibility potion from Crystal Kelp, which can be gathered from nearby Crystal Lake. Once you drink the potion you'll be invisible and free to wank in peace. Who knows, some hot girl might come sit on your lap by accident. And that could go all sorts of places.
     
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  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I really don't think you should worry about it. Maybe you should consider installing a lock on your bedroom door so that you will have the maximum privacy you can. Almost everyone wanks, so I'm pretty sure that your brother's friends, even if they had realized what you were up to, would definitely understand. They do it, too, afterall. Don't sweat it too much, but you might want to consider setting a time that you've got the least chance of getting caught to go at it, like after everyone's in bed.
     
  5. YellowBug

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    i dont really think anyone will care if you do..i mean its totally natural...but like Kinky Ramona said..just lock your door and everything while you are doing ur thing..
     
  6. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    You need to lighten up...it was a joke.
     
  7. Dizzy Man

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    OH, YELLOW BUG I LOVE YOUR SIG!!!!! :) :) :)

    Chris, you are one of the most unintentionally funniest posters I've ever read! :)
     
  8. ihmurria

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    calm the fuck down. It's a joke. If you can't take a joke or some light-hearted teasing from an anonymous person who should have absolutely no impact on your life, you need some help babe.


    Lock your door. If it doesn't lock now, install a lock... you can get one of those little slidy ones that you install with just screws for pretty cheap. Yes it can be broken down easily, but it'll prevent folks from coming in unintentionally when you don't want to be bothered
     
  9. DancerAnnie

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    Based on his past posts...I'd recommend he get help anyway.
     
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    I always worry about getting caught, my mom caught me a few times it was very embarassing. Whenever we get in a big fight she always likes to bring up how I masterbate while watching porn. Very stupid.
     
  11. ihmurria

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    he has Asperbergers, he doesn't always get any subtleties in interactions with other folks. Yes counselling is a good idea but being positive about your suggestions instead of "he needs help, zomg" isn't gonna do him any good.
     
  12. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    How was I not being positive? He does need to go to a psychiatrist/psychologist because he DOES have this syndrom...I wasn't being mean...I was giving a suggestion.
     
  13. iliketocum

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    i like to be naked when im on my own and i always end up masturbating!
    i always fantasise about being caught!
     

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