spoooooky

i was gonna have a grage sale this weekend in the little patch of grass outside my condo, but me & my best friend got wasted & kinda slept in the next day so we decided to wait until next weekend. then i walked outside later that day & this big ass tree fell right on the spot where we would have had the garage sale. im wondering if it would have smushed us

 

Couldn't have done any brain damage or anything I"m sure

 

wait bloody kisses is from california......
WTF?

 

where the hell have you been? She talks about it more than ganja talks about ass fisting.


Well, maybe not that much.

 

she talks about it more than indy talks about himself.

 

shiut.......ok I suck and I cant spell shiut

 

eh, ya didn't get squished, s'all good. Get drunk or high and get laid is my advice

 

yeah...high and laid.....

 

wow that is spooky

 

high and laid?

 

That has happened to at least one other person I know-not your exact scenario but close. My step father was painting this old man's house. He was going to his van to leave, turned back because he forgot something, and as he was walking back to his van, a huge as tree fell onto the van, totally destroying the fucker.