How do you fuck normally?

I like the way you give me the last veggie eggroll thingie

 

have I proposed to you yet?

 

It's been so long, I've forgotten how...

 

I don't believe you have...but that's only because you haven't had me yet d:

 

Want a reminder :X

 

no shit huh?

 

Its not through lack of trying......

 

bullshit...I got no Andy love ):

 

Why aren't the ladies calling Crummy's smallness into question?

 

my eyes...i'm too young for this

 

whaaaa you talking about.

anway, come on Matty spill it how do you do the deed?

 

it may have been a long time - but one doesn't forget how to ride a bike

 

WHAT!!!!
holy shit....
well I cant rectify this situation tonight...I must absorb abuse until I can....

 

perhaps...

 

lol...told you you shoulda had another beer last time...

 

I haven't forgotten how TO fuck-just can't quite remember my stylings...

 

yes, but I assumed you were lying..

 

hah why would you assume something like that?

 

visualise it - touch yourself if that makes it any easier - imagine a gentle hand stroking slowly up and down your inner thigh - or a large cohooner pumping in n out of the ol grassbox

 

Hope you like the music thing