i know what your thinking...

why does jer have a his guitar in one hand and his erect penis in the other???

well its a simple answer...i like to use my cock as a slide...

 

That sounds uncomfortable...

 

oh you'd be suprised,
it works rather well, the audiences love it...

 

i bet your keyboard is gooey and sticky...

 

you know,
i havent had a piano in front of me in so long its depressing

 

I get it, and after a good solo and you can go right into that gooey bridge

 

precisely...