I fucked a creek?

Now this is something that i defenitly am ashamed of, and never wanted anyone else to know other then my friend who was there. One night me and my friend ryan were chillin sitten in some chairs we stole off someones front porch, in a creek about ankle deep. I was extremely drunk, and he dared me, for five dollers, to fuck the creek. Without a moments hesitation i pulled down my pants and started fuckin. At the time i wasn't embarrassed, and i got my five dollers. So the next day i wakeup and remember what i did when i found the five dollars in my pocket, and really felt like shit. So there it is, my most embarrassing moment for you. I think thats a good enough confession.

 

haha hillarious

 

Thats so funny

 

=O
you raped mother nature!!
quite literally...

 

hahahaha, that's classic. but hey, no biggie. i've seen people do dumber stuff for less money while they were SOBER. you got away easy.

 

i hope you called the creek the next day

 

Mother nature is filing rape accusations against you and the rest of the human race.

 

how is that even possible?

 

i,m not to sure but i sure as hell did it

 

I knew a guy that would dry hump a wall for small change... he didnt need the money just the excuse... odd.

 

I fucked a creek one time, too... then the cops came.

 

HAHAHAHH

 

This thread wins the internet.

 

fucking a creek in front of your friends...You are one sick bastard j/k

 

Damn before reading the post I figured perhaps you fucked a creek Indian (probably a squaw) but an actual creek – that's fucked


Hotwater

 

how is it possible...?
you still get more play than me

 

Rofl . . .

 

ive had those moments

 

how is this embarrassing? were you just thrusting through the water? I don't understand.. sounds like boys being boys, messing around.

 

Sounds like an easy $5 to me.