End times with Thudly

Please forgive me for not being on much the last couple of days, but I have been building and praying to my Holy Thudly Shrine.

Does it have to be fresh road killed cat every day, or can you substitute with a good piece of chedder?

 

haha Thudly, you're the man.

Too cool.

 

Gate-man-- I was referring to tiddly-winks where you flip tiddly-winks into a cup--there is no plate. But, you probably knew that.


Well-- did you?

That shrine is a tad too rococo or surrealistic or Dadaist for me, Cap't. Keep it simple. I'll PM you your personal mantra.

 

I thought maybe the feathers and the tennis ball smilie might be to much, but it's working already and I wasn't sure if I should mess with it. Low 50's and sunshine today. It never accured to me I could get too Dadaistic. Thank you for the mantra. It's all falling into place now.

 

He that believeth in Me shall stay drunk forever.

 

Amen

 

i was thinking bout the pennies and the church plate,has that ever happened in your temple?

 

If some cheap sonofabitch ever left 7 cents in my collection plate, I would excommunicate him.

I've had people shit their pants in my temple already, but the deacons, I was assured, dealt with them severely.

My biggest problem with my followers is this: As the Catholics used to, I forbid my flock eating fish on Friday (in my church Friday is holy because it represents payday) and then I learn on the confession stool, before the mahogany altar, usually late at night, just before closing time, that the devious pricks ate **** instead!

THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! (Well, fish don't have hair, but that's neither here nor hair).

For their penace they have to buy the last round-- top shelf double shots.

Their relapse rate has been minuescule, so far.

 

I replenished the supply of tithing envelopes down at the corner package store, as you ordered..Great One. And yes, I remembered to use the ones with the new inscription.

"IN THUD** WE TRUST"
Not you, so no checks!
cash only

...and with your indulgence..of course...may I please return to my
bell-ringing duties now?

 

you rock okie...

 

well...he had to give me other tasks....until the grandchildren finished making those little paper flowers...and getting all the shot glasses washed...but we're back on track now.

My personal mantra: OHHHMMMAAAGGGONNAAQUITDRINKINGTHISCHEAPTEQUILA..OHHHMMMM.......

May THUD** be with you...young un'....

 

Where in the tarnation is Thud.. he's been gone a while now. Teepi too, have they run off to join a circus.

 

See you get in touch with some old friends and lose touch with some new ones.It goes round and round in the circle game.
Oh Thud will arise from the dead (when he get's his free AOL back)and take his rightful place on the throne as head of his church.He will be pleased the church has picked up followers in his absence.So we can make it worthy of his presence,send money.We prefer cash.Teepe?EBay?

 

*raises hand*..."present"...
just been VERY VERY busy.

Started a new business and the garden is in full swing...

miss everyone terribly, and love all of you.

See Thud and I did not run off together,,,lol.

teepi

 

Ha Ha.. I don't think Larry and thud could all fit into your schedual being so busy and all. Glad to see u face anyway.. I bend my knee to no man.. not even king thud.. hahahaha..

 

I never touched anyone Gate.. I swear it wasn't me..

 

i'm a little touched.HI TEEPE.Send money.

 

Well...I must report that recruitment activities in Idaho have been slow as of late. We have even considered telling people that we are practicing FUDDism... (stupid, bald, white, hunters are quite popular here)

 

Fuddism is an non sanctioned offshoot of thudism.The major difference is that true Thudists don't condone the eating of cats.Unless of course it's a rare and almost extinct breed or they are hungry,or the cat was scratching on the fucking bedpost all night.Misrepresenting the church is a common way of gaining new members.Me? i either tell them that i'm Johova's Witness or simply a devil worshiper.Sometimes i even claim to be a groupie in the Kiss army.They don't look at you so funny that way.Send cash as the IRS likes to audit our bank account.

 

dang it gate, now I have to completely reprint the pamphlets! Oh well...I guess I'll go sell some more empty bottles at the recycling center.