My problem.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Peace, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    I'm afraid that women will think that I've had surgery on my penis. I can't help it that I'm incrediably large. This makes me and my eleven inch friend sad :(.
     
  2. moravian

    moravian Member

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    I suspect you won't find much simpathy here pal. Most people are likely to just not believe you, and if they do believe you, they certainly won't feel sorry for you.

    In addition, if that is true, most women would never think anything like that anyway. Most penis surgeries are not very successful and leave scar tissue behind which betrays the truth. In addition, I don't believe they can add that much size to it either, and I also believe that it reduces the functionality of the penis during sex.
     
  3. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    Why thank you Morice. I appreciate you sacrifcing your time to help me out. Because of this you are today's winner!! Please come back around 4:00 p.m. to claim your prize!
     
  4. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. moravian

    moravian Member

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    That any girl would actually believe that a 15-year-old managed to have penis enlargement surgery is a bit absurd, don't you think?

    And yes, I expect my prize for this groundbreaking news to you and the rest of the world.
     
  6. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    hahaha. who would even believe that a 15 yr old had an 11 inch dick?
     
  7. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    damn this is the first thing i have seen all day that has made me laugh so hard i almost peed my pants..........
     
  8. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Jesus, you're easily amused...
    I just kept on reading and eating my popsicle.
     
  9. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    the popsicle kinda goes with the thread doesnt it? lol sorry im an idiot.
     
  10. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    i guess i am just immature :)
     
  11. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Who's Marcus Allen? What about Kato? :)
     
  12. bluegill

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    the dude with a huge cod that cant keep it up....lol....he used to play footbal for the raiders......he was good....
     
  13. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Who cares if the girls are gonna think it's surgically enhanced?
    What girl is gonna want to fuck something that huge?

    BTW, I don't believe for a moment that you have an 11" penis.

    What I think you have is a level of maturity that is pathetic. Have you analyzed what it is in your personality that makes you get off on posting moronic shit like this?

    Blue skies,
    -Jeffrey
     
  14. StonyTheStoner

    StonyTheStoner Member

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    Now that all has been said,
    I wish I had an 11 inch penis
     
  15. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Despite learning that they tend to be prone to erectile dysfunction,
    and despite the realization that most women cannot accommodate and won't want to fuck or suck a penis that large?

    Hey, whatever you want, dude.

    Blue skies,
    -Jeffrey
     
  16. StonyTheStoner

    StonyTheStoner Member

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    bah none of that matters as long as I can tell my buddies I got a huge dick and mean it...
     
  17. dj_reegz

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    Yah I agree that would be more hinderence then help in bed. And if you actually had one you'd know that. Which makes me think that your making it up and that your maturity level is a couple years behind your physical age. That and I think the penis stops growing around 16 or 17 so that means it's still getting bigger. Statisically speaking the number of men with 12 or 13 inch penis is very small.
     
  18. Omniwulf

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    Wish i had a 11 inch pecker too. on me or in me :D
    Just think, if you have any trouble with girls there are alot of guys who would love that thing too :) hmm.. for that matter..alot of horses.
     
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