dirty bellybutton?

STOP. lift your shirt. look into your bellybutton. is it dirty? is there funk in there?

 

Squeaky clean, but I did just come out of the shower.

 

holy moly you're fast

 

Im fast?

 

yes i wasn't even done making the poll and you had replied already

anyways.. i was laying there watching the simpsons drinking a beer and i looked at my bellybutton and thought "wow thats a lot of shadowing" then realized it was just really dirty.. so i missed a big chunk of the simpsons, cleaning my bellybutton out

 

Mine tends to accumulate lint, but there is none in there today.

 

Do you have a lint collection?

 

meh, its clean, i wash it every shower

 

Yeah, Im saving it for that special someone. Wanna be my special someone?

 

Mines impeccable. Clean and smells like a field of lilies after the rain.

 

Carve her a statue. Now that's romance.

 

No my bellybutton is just about as clean as my wazoo.

 

well mine gets dirty, but I clean it every shower and delint at least once a day

 

Make sure you dry it out real good, and stuff some patchouli oil in there too .

 

dried patchouli?

 

the oil works good, but if you are desperate you can stick an incense cone in and light it.

 

what is this cone you speak of?

 

i scrub every inch of my body when i bathe...

 

I choose the last one.