If you substitute each "Chinese" with "American" in the quotation above and officially repeat it 15 times in China, you will definitely be visited by the police. Due to the undemocratic policies of the Chinese government, the Chinese populace have no sense of humor. That's really funny. Hence I hope that you could sign my petition: China, free your people! They have the right to express themselves! They have the right to be humorous! Please sign below.
Well, I'll sign it-DQ Veg. Ok, having signed it, I'd also like to petition the US for some freedom too. China isn't the only country that puts unreasonable restrictions on its citizens-so does the US! I happen to know a lot about China, and I've known a lot of Chinese, and a lot of them are flabbergasted by the amount that the government regulates the lives of citizens here. Of course, we have some freedoms that they don't have, but everything's not so rosy here either.
Actually, the majority of Chinese people do have a great sense of humor and are humorous. So I will not sign this petition. Just their politics suck, like in most countries.