Running from the cops

sounds like an adventure to me

 

that is funny shit yo.

 

I snuck out to my bf's house in the middle of the night, and apperantly my parents got scared and called the cops. So at 3:00AM, the police pounded on my bf's door (we were in the basement and his parents were asleep) and then i dont know what happened but they showed up downstairs and scared us so bad (we were about to smoke) luckily he didnt catch that. yeah my story isnt too cool, but still

 

Another thing that happend to me was, me and my friend were smoking in a small secluded road the ones that have people garages on either side. And we were joking and laughing like the high bitches we were about the cops coming down the alley like road. Then about a minute later i toked up a joint i had been rolling for like 10 minutes take a drag look up and see this bluey light then i saw it was a police car and i said to my friend the police are here and he said shat up u still going on about that then i said no reall they are he looked up and again another priceless moment in the form of facial expression. I tossed my joint on the ground but i was too late, they told me to pick it up they smelt it and the took down our names address and stuff, then said if ur gonna smoke it dont smoke it in public go to the forest or somthing.

 

haha thats awesome they said that, did they do anything else besides take down your info?

 

Umm, i was preety stoned wen it happened, umm they gave us like a warning that if we are caught again they will tell our parants ooooOOOOooo..lol

 

The curfew in my town is fucking 11! My friend Greg and I snuck at around one jsu to go on a bike ride. Not out to smoke or anything just thought it wuld be fun to ride aorund at 1am. So we are ridin up the street all quiet and everything about to leave the subdivision and BAM headlights right on us. There was a cop waiting at the ent/ext because of all the teenagers that live in my neighborhood and he made us go home and woke up my parents an everything. Mom was pist and Dad didn't rly care. What a gay, fucked up world we live in.

 

dont go out past cerfew we dont want you living your life


rules can be gay and so can cops

 

hahah you can get in toruble for anything in america! cerfiews are so lame, we dont have em over here. neither can cops jsut bust you for hanging around in a park, and cops would only come if they think your a danger or vandalising. if your jsut sitting aorund in a park or in the woods, police wouldnt give a fuck, tehres more important thigns ot care about.

Over here, after 10: your not allowed to have loud noise, bfore that tho neighbors cant complain nuless your like blwoing things up or making their children turn psychotic.

at night tehre was a gorup of 6 or sdo 16 years olds and we were walking into the CBD (inner city) at around 2 AM and the cops arrested onre of my friends for spraypainting. he was pretty dumbass, it was on a shop on George St, the main street in Sydney lol. they jsut told us to keep on our way while they questioned htis guy and yeah.

in Ireland, it was 11 and tehre were these little 11 year olds all drunk n stuff walkin around and they came and harrassed our tour group, one of them goes 'see that lanky kid over there? (in irish accent, pointing to a lankey kid pissing on the road) I fucked him. Twice.' we so wanted to bash em up, we could have got away with it, a big school group bashin up 5 or 6 little irish kids omg that would have been the funniest and most immoral unethical thing id have ever done...

 

One night me and a friend where walkin down a main road when a police car passed by then turned where he could a little further up so we crossed the road and started goin back the opposite direction then the police turned again so we crossed again to head back the way we where goin in the first place so the car turned again and we crossed again eventually they gave up lol around here the police get so annoyed coz so many ppl here just fuck with the police coz theyr such assholes. We walk all over the police but when they finally catch us out we're fucked lol.

 

Cops suck. Good stories guys!

 

hahaha funny stories.

I have alot of them. Me and some friends walked into denny's at 5 am. Well I was kind of high because where were at is nothing but smoking so it kind of gets to you. Just a mild buzz. And we walk in. Two cops right there. They stare at us the entire time. We called a cab and kept looking out the window. As soon as it came we ran out of the place as fast as we could. We ended up sleeping in dug outs behind the school.

I find humor out of making up stupid lies everytime im high and people believe them. I was with three people and started hystericly laughing saying I was a narc and set them up. Helicopters were coming and if they moved they would get shot. They were like "OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS" i went on with it for like two hours they never caught on. Its funny as hell.

Then I was at a kids house and his parents werent home and we were high and pink floyd was on and the noise for some reason projected out like some sort of suspicious police noise. i told my friend the cops were here and he got a clothes hanger ran outside in his boxers and started to pretend to shoot people. Was funny as hell.

BTW dark lunacy, they can pull you over for suspicion. They can just say you were driving oddly or somthing and they have an excuse. Ive seen it done on cops all the time. For some reason they have this "sense" of suspicion and it usually comes out that they find some ganja or somthing in the car.

 

awwwwhh thats terrible. ive never seen an ounce before, was it good? im sooo sorry!

 

and now its time for another edition of "stonerpiece theatre"

i had stayed the night at this kids house and hadent gone to sleep. a few other kids there hadent either. so we had the bright idea to steal no-doz to keep us up for the day. so me and this other kid went to this grocery store and HE STORLE IT!!!! NOT ME! as we left on our bikes, this woman came out of the store and yelled 'hey' and we went even faster. we kept going and went into this park. a car pulled up and it was an employee who threatened to call the cops. i choked even tho i should have cheesed it and got busted for shit i didnt do! and i didnt give the name of the other kid. but i snuck out a few weeks later and hung out with two of my friends and they said that they cant charge you with shoplifting unless you get caught in the store and that i should nark on the other kid (he turned out to be an asshole) and try to clear my name. then as i went home on my bike (drunk and stoned mind you) i saw a cop car go by the intersection just a head of me and i got sort of freaked out and a minute later when i had gone down another road. i saw a cop car (same one probably) pass by me and slow down little and then continue on its way. it was past 11:00 (curfew is 11:30 for 15 y/olds) and i was freakin out man. then i got home and my dad was there. even though he should've been gone till morning he came home and im not allowed even going to his house for the rest of the summer!

 

I have so many storys about getting chased by cops.. The worst being down at "the bluffs" on a scenic cliff.. I spent a good hour hiding while cops searched for us up and down the beach and railroad tracks.. Finally we climb up the cliff.. Made it to my car.. Got in started driving off (drunk as fuck), realized a parked cop car right down the block.. immediately I curb the car.. Locked the doors and RUN!! Next morning a cop comes to my house asking me to come pick up my car..