I would rather:

Be honest.

 

transvestites are hot

 

French kiss a transvestite.

 

I'd have to go with the blowjob. kisses are a bit too intimate and my SO would probably rip my nutsack off.

That being said, if I was single, I'd probably mack on the TV.

 

um, yeah the french kiss thingy.

 

BJ from a Fat Chick

 

AMEN...

nothing to do with trannies...

not my thing... I love real women WAY too much... so my fiancee tells me...

 

mmm, kissing

 

The french kiss thing would be interesting...

 

maybe if i get a dress i'll get french kissed

 

I go for the tranny. Can't knock it til you've tried it, like.

 

we are talking a cutetransvestite and not a horey old hag right?

 

I'll go for the (fat old lady) blow job. There's no way I would French Kiss any being with a dick hanging between his/her legs no matter how cute he/she looks or how big his/her tits are. I agree that there are some trannies that you have a difficult time recognizing them for what they are but, I would never knowingly accept ANY sexual favors from them.

 

You didn't give any details of the transvestive, so assuming we can pick the transvestite ourselves (I'd go for a sexy young girl) I would definitely pick the transvestite!

 

Easier to let my imagination do it's thing with an old woman giving me a blow job (as long as I don't have to watch?), but also quite boring and not worth getting excited about afterwards..

So I went with a big sloppy, romantic kiss from a transvestite.. Kinda more like me asking for sexual favours right now, I'd say!

 

Thats the reason I chose the blow job. It would be easier to mentally detach myself during a blow job than kissing a tranny.

 

I would take the kissing from the trany. In fact, I quite like penises when they are on girls.

 

Would take the sloppy BJ from a fat old woman.
Why the hell not? It's happened before! lol.

Yes mental detachment is much easier when your dick is in someone's mouth.








Wait...how old we talking here?

 

I would rather get a blowjob from a cute tranny, but the fat old chick can watch!

 

Out of those two I never got a blowjob from an old, fat woman.