Thudly Returns...

2 more free months-- then, like a ghost, gone again.

Did you all miss me?

You didn't?

The shame is on you.

BTW, my lunatic, crippled, ex-lesbo girlfriend called from Houston saying she needed $250 for a bus ticket to come home and help me get in next winter's firewood (and other things, but that is none of your beeswax!)

That sounds excessive to me, but what the fuck do I know?

A one-way coach ticket from Houston to Philly?

Somebody clue me in.

 

who gives a fuck go lay on a pile of rocks an drink vodka while yer cats shit an piss all over ya ya arrogant old asshole..

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just about the only reason i hung wif da ol folks is back,,,,,, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

1
Adult
$169.00
$169.00
Special 1
Adult
$165.50
$165.50
http://www.greyhound.com/scripts/en/TicketCenter/Step4.asp

 

not bad price for havin help n a few perks round for a while....

 

Ah...! I was wondering if you and Dilly were still holding down the fort down in the state of "The Swamp Fox", or was that South Carolina? No matter-- all you rebels lived on was possums, ramps and bravado.


We victorious Yankees, on the other hand, ate grizzly bears (that's why they are extinct east of the Mississipi River), leeks and pussy.

Somewhere, there's a lesson, but--JESUS!-- don't expect it from me.

 

ahhhh so just where the hell does this all leave me,,,,?

afterall i am a damn yankee... n dont much care for ramps or leek n pussy is out of the question..... aint no grizzlies cuz my forefathers ate them all,,,,guess i best go find me a possum...

 

I guess our messages crossed-- What are these ticket prices about? How about special prices for a "real" stone mason? How about special prices for an old beatnik? How about "free" (I'll bring pickled peppers and road-kills I might find on my 1800 mile trip?


I've read every page of your website--love the long version of FOGGY MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWN.

I remain your humble servant---Burl.

 

<<<======== sits an plays really bad banjo an waits fer the next reply..

 

WHO plays bad banjo--YOU? (Some people would say ANY banjo is bad-- it's an acquired taste.)


Where was I? Right... drunk again. I didn't work today-- 93 degrees, a new record, and just last week I was wearing long-johns.

I was down to 4 cats, then the mighty slut threw 4 more. A black chick at the local liquor store said she'll take one, so I need to get rid of 3 more.

Hmmmmmmm?

Dilly and Gene--2.

Shameless Cow--1.

That would help me a lot. Thankx old pals, they're on their way!

 

Who cares about bears? What gives you two the right to be the only "stoned" masons here?...LOL

 

rock on...

 

er' I now quailify for Stoned Masonship.. I stoned up my fireplace and around my stove.. so I would say we are all stoned masons.

And for the CATS... I'M ALLERGIC!!!! unless you want to see my eyes swell up and my tongue grow fat and 6 inches long and my lungs to slam shut, No pussy for me, thanks.

 

i'll give you an honorary title.Just finished probably around my 300th fireplace so i may be a few up on you.

 

I like to play basketball..I've "thrown" many thousands of "bricks". Does that count?


When I shoot..someone always says, "would ya' look at that..nothin' but brick"
...LOL

as you may have guessed..I'm not a very good shot.

 

i can plant a brick from a hundred feet away.A basketball is a different story.i'll never be a pro ball player but the next time we have riots,watch out.

 

I built some "wind walls" a couple years ago. (split face blocks) I had three helpers. They built one wall. (it took 2 days) I built the other the next day. Mine was plumb. (Sometimes it pays to just do it yourself)

After that, I've got a lot of respect for guys that build em' everyday.

 

that's cause you don't know me very well.Actually i got a lot of respect for those who do it themselves.Them split face are heavy.