Insane Jester made the paper!!

Neither do hot women if you know what you're doing. Obviously, you don't.

 

all hot women complain, maybe not during, but most certainly afterwards.

 

tran, stop pretending that youve laid a hot woman before. youre way too fucking ugly.

 

Change your name to broken record why don't you. You're running that one into the ground.

 

aww the love!!!!!!!

 

Your pathetic bullshit isn't worth wasting a decent joke on.

 

he missed his last dose of "protein"

 

Illinois Loses Death Battle

When convicted murderer Mark Howard was sent to prison ten years ago with a sentence of 'life, with a minimum of 25 years', Illinois citizens thought his case was closed.


To the chagrin of the state corrections department, Howard died during the power outage of August 2003 as the life support equipment keeping him alive the past seven years lost power.

Howard should have died in 1997 when he was accidentally crushed in a freak accident at the prison. Since that time his severed head has been on artificial life support so that he can technically serve out the minimum 25 years of his life sentence.

Howards family is in the process of suing the State of Illinois for breach of contract. They claim that the sentence was a binding contract and provided a guarantee that he would live for at least 25 years from sentencing.

Currently, the lawsuit is in appellate court, as the state is appealing the verdict from district court which awarded Howards family $35 million in damages. --Staff

 

This thread is great!

 

Not at all. Can't handle harsh words?

 

[size=+1]Yellow Trucks To Be Painted[/size]

[size=-1]An out of court settlement has finally been reached in the Yellow Trucking suit.


Yellow Trucking has agreed to repaint all their trucks from the present orange color to yellow to comply with truth in advertising statutes, and avoid expensive litigation in US Federal Court. No explanation was given as to why Yellow trucks were orange to begin with, but the company estimates the repainting to be complete by this June.[/size]

 

Is that for real, crum?

 

its on the net, it has to be true....

 

if one of you is gonna suck the others cock, I demand pics and/or video

 

I could live without seeing that.

 

it's really cute to watch you guys flirting like this.

 

actually, jester and I discussed it and you will be sucking both our cocks..... and no need to worry as there will be plenty of video taping going on.

 

oh. joy. lucky me

 

Insanejester you have been in RT lots these days. I think you should stay. It's funner with you and you can't deny the chemistry between you and indescribability. I'm sorry if that came off in a homosexual way that was unintentional.

 

nah, they are well know homosexuals.