Over rated

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Having a baby, its not all that hard, women make it sound so terrible but dogs have lots of puppies and they dont complain and have fits. I think it is just some sort of thing they do to have a reason to complian, lol (pokes at the hornets nest)
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I have taken shits that hurt. I assume a baby hurts pretty bad.
     
  3. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    ok..MEN do NOT know a thing about birthing. It is a horrible, horrible, experience, and one I feel ALL MEN should have to go through so that the male species will know we are not overexaggerating. Want to know what labor feels like? The best way I know how to describe it is imagine having someone shoving three curved knives up into your abdomen, and they are twisting them all at the same time....just try to imagine...but remember, you poked the hornet's nest. :D
     
  4. seamonster66

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    yea, that was not only on off base claim, but also the start of a flimsy unwinnable arguement for you....have a nice night
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I know nothing. I am just an ammused bystander.
     
  6. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Imagine having to push a grapefruit out of your penis..

    Besides, one push too hard is all it takes to rip right through the vaginal area..
     
  7. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    They just snip ya a little to make a bit more room and then add an extra stitch for us to have more fun. There little heads are still all spongey, the exit opens up like a giant garage door and it just shoots right on outta there like a rocket. See easy easy easy! Could come close to doing that in your sleep I bet.
     
  8. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    WELL DAMN!
    The whole point of this thread was to stir missfontella up a bit, love it when she gets a bit heated and she never even saw it, (hangs his headm kicks a rocks and pouts)
     
  10. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    You'll be strong. :D
     
  11. crummyrummy

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    so who decided eating the afterbirth was no longer acceptable in humans? I am not saying it dont sound nasty. It does, but that is because of 1000;s of years of tradition before I was born.
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I seen a cat do it.
     
  13. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I saw it...but unfortunately for you, I've read your posts before. So I know that you are smarter than that. I only get heated at actual stupidity

    If it makes you feel better, I did hit the reply button and start typing before I realized who started the thread.
     
  14. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    I heard it kinda feels like a strong Yank and Burn...
     
  15. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Now that is funny, I love that one.
     
  16. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Babys are punishment for sex as are stds and child support, so yes they're susposed to hurt. They have to hurt as much as child support so it better be real intence.
     
  17. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Not even going there. :p
     
  18. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I know of some women who have. As for myself, the thought makes me want to vomit.



     
  19. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Good decision... *L*
     
  20. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Don't let anyone from the parenting forum hear you talking about that "extra stitch" nonsense....or you'll be needing an extra stitch..:D
     
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