my final thoughts on the bible...

i think they should change the name...
its just not selling as well as it used too...partly because of poor marketing, lack of promotion...you dont see god on conan pushing this book and you dont see moses on the today show talking about this "good book"...

to that i say the vatican aught to try some new things...so last night my brother was talking about how in the bible some dude repopulated a whole city with his daughters...in that moment of disgust i realized that scandels sell books too...they should call it "gods big book of incest and pedophilia"...now that shit would fly off the shelves...

 

dont give catholic priests any more ideas

 

so i saw two catholic priests at a restaurant...i was debating on whether to send them a bottle of the house's finest or an alter boy...

 

I hadn't heard your first thoughts on the bible

but you might be on to something, a good way of converting the heathens, sucking them in so to speak

 

and jesus should be known as the new "buddy christ" with a huge grin and a thumbs up sign..............

 

The bad stories you see in the bible are there to point out the wrongs that mankind has done. Just because some of those things happened doesn't mean God aproves. Dont pretend to understand something that you dont.

No offence intended Jerry, but God and the bible are two things I belive in very much. It's a sensitive sunject for some of us.

 

ummm.......... well, chachi, if there was just adam and eve, cain, abel, and seth, and 3 daughters, someone had to end up boning their sister. just to keep the population alive.

I dont think god could have frowned upon that. the human population had to live and "populate" so you could get such prophets in the old testament.

 

your right,
why should i pretend to know about an invisible man in the sky who if you "fuck up" sends you to burn in hell....

but he loves you...

and he NEEDS MONEY!!!

please,
spare me your ignorance...if you believe a book written a millenia ago should guide your life then you are FUCKED!

 

I know that movie has a name with something like that in it...Dogma, I believe... :&

 

yeah, im sure that will happen...... (but it's funny)

 

I think it needs a rewrite; In the begining was the kynd and god said "Gotta Light"?

 

He would have had to invented sand and volcanoes so he could get some awesome glass pieces to smoke out of.

 

It's all starting to make sense now.

 

you caught me

 

and everyone knows what the burning bush is all about...... yadda yadda....... yuk yuk

snicker snicker....

 

seriously genisis is a growers manual; first he made light, then water, then "every green thing: (wink wink) and of course, by the time he made us, He was pretty ripped.

 

i used to go to that bar...it was too smokey...

 

haha, you're hilarious

 

You all should take the time and rewrite it yourself, so dar is getting pretty cool over the little bits your doing.

 

Shame on you, quoting George Carlin without crediting him.

Fucking funny thread though...