if jesus comes back...

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by chaos, Sep 5, 2004.

  1. chaos

    chaos Member

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    kill him again!


    hahahaha
     
  2. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Sad thing is that if he came back today people would do the same thing.
     
  3. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    God isn't going to come back in the flesh this time around
     
  4. brokenwingz425

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    Jesus would most likely be thrown in jail for drug dealing/cultivation. I hate to think of what they would do to god for creating marijuana, coca, shrooms, and peyote
     
  5. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    yeah he created them but it was people that misused them. God gave people the choice and it is people that continually make the wrong choice.
     
  6. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    If God laughs .. He is laughing at Chaos right now.

    Besides.. it didnt work the first time so it probably wont the second.
     
  7. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    hide the bong

    or share. actually i think hed want to smoke with anyone:)
     
  8. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    What do you mean it didnt work brock? are you denying that jesus rose from the dead? blasphemous!


    Anyway, it doesnt matter if poeple misuse them. If a dealer claims to have given the users drugs to keep around and research but to be responsible, he isnt protected by anything.

    god would also be charged with mass murder.

    and since it was he who promoted capital punishment in genesis, it seems reasonable to fulfil his will, as good christians.
     
  9. Brocktoon

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    Stonerbill... I can easily forgive you for not 'getting' humour because your Australian.
    And as if that wasn't enough to hold you back, youre also sixteen years old and have mild retardation.

    So really.. I think you are doing pretty good, all things considered.
     
  10. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    In what could only be clumsy coincidence.. you almost have stumbled on to some working knowledge of Christs mission on Earth and Sacrifice.

    Almost.

    keep bashing into things like that ... and you just might come across a sudden and surprising realisation my daft lil friend ;)
     
  11. Genesis

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    stop bringing me into things...raaarrr



    but seriously...


    if he came back......we'd probably still be dumber then before on the matter. people never learn that much from mistakes.


    god promoted it BECAUSE IT WORKS :p


    not really...i don't even know what it is....


    *sneaks away*
     
  12. §*Little_Butterfly*§

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    There will be a Resolution- Revolution and eventually an Evolution in humanity :)



    ♥ Love ♥

    IAO |o|

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