Hey guys, I think everbody of you knows this situation: After certain positions (e.g.Doggie Style)you pull your dick out after a while of fucking and than there's that terrible noise .Sounds like a awful egg-fart,and always makes me laugh!At least it's not stinkin' .How is this possible?
It is from all the air pushed into the pussy. It can happen with any position it is jus more common doggie style. It makes me laugh too.
But don't understand why there's more air pushed in with certain positions.In fact it's all about in and out,isn't it?!?!?
Well, one of my X's could pussy-fart whenever she wanted. She had to lay on her back and put her legs up in the air, and she could like suck air in and out of her pussy and make it fart. It was one of her most disgusting habbits and she did it all the time just because I thought it was sick!! lol She was one strange individual... Pussy fartin is funny when your actually having sex, but doing it just because .... man thats where I draw the line...
tehehe... they feel disgusting, you know, air just isnt sposed to come outta that hole tehehehe *giggles like a school girl*
My best friend can make herself do it. We would make her do it at slumber parties when we were younger and had jus discovered that there was a such thing.
I can make myself do it. It's really funny when it happens during sex. It's like....*odd silence* then laughing. Great stuff.
I must be fuckin' psycho then. When I was in about 4th grade, my best friend and I discovered we could queef on cue, so what did we do with our new talent...? We made prank calls to people and would pussy fart or talk for a minute about something and then totally surprise the people with a real loud one. In retrospect, the people on the other end probably had no idea what the hell the noise was in the first place, but man, we would be rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. Memories... I can't believe I am admitting to this, but oh well...what the hell. We were just kids then anyway, and it was so funny to us.
hehe, queefs are funny. me and dario just laugh when it happens..but we're both kinda gassy anyway, so we laugh whenever one of us farts...that's love, when you can just laugh at your significant other's bodily noises hehehehe... gasious expulsions = trust i would be more discreet about burping or farting in front of someone i didn't trust or feel comfortable with.
i was doing it once then i sat up and let out this massive pussy fart that went on for 30 seconds.. then i got up and more pussy farts.. . my guy was totaly freaked out and was like, "wow i've never seen you blow liek that before!" i was laughing my ass off
It is kind of an embarrasing situation, huh? I guess it shouldn't be though...it happens. Doesn't happen too often...but what else can you do but laugh at it?
There have been a few times when a girl did it while my cock was still inside her...felt kinda good, actually...
"they feel disgusting, you know, air just isnt sposed to come outta that hole" agreed. one of my favorite positions is sitting up on his penis, and going up and down really quickly, which is sometimes inacurate. when the penis almost comes out, or comes out entirely and must re-enter... it sets the stage, unfortunately, for the only queefs i've ever had, actually. even doggy style never gave me a queef. but when it happens we just laugh. the first time it happened, we finished off and i rolled over off him and when my legs spread apart... well you get it. it was horribly embarrassing and lasted for what seemed like forever, and then when i stood up i had another tiny one. "gaseous explosions = trust" AND humor.
i've woken up from a pleaserful dream and got up to use the facilities and had some massive queefage. made my partner laugh.
Yeah its really funny when you go at it doggy style for a half hour, and then pull out and change positions, and half to wait thirty seconds for your girl to get done queefing so you can start again. They just seem to last so long some times!
I HATE it when it goes on for ages, i cant believe how much air can fit in there, yuck yuck yuck hahahhaa funny too, i cant imagine doing it with my friends hahaha Love Amanda
Haha, I've never actually heard one. One of my girl friends can do it, but she's to embarassed to do it in front of me. I really want to know what it sounds like though. lol
