Some of my home made jokes

Did you just come down from heaven or is that just roadkill in my driveway?

Judge: Why did you murder that man?
Felon: I didn't murder him. It was assisted suicide but he didn't know it.

What did the chess master do with his winnings?
He opened a pawn chain.

Waiter; there is a fly in my soup.
Oh, sorry, we were out of crutons.

 

man if your thinking about being a comedian you should definatly reconsider

 

Hahahaha!

 

lol yeah, not so much funn as ridiculous...i did like the suicide one, though.

 

those are pretty good for made up jokes

 

Laughed out loud when I read the last one; didn't get the first one though.

 

Thanks for the feedback. I know I am not the greatest jokester, but I still like to share even if I get rotten tomatoes thrown at me.

 

I could probably be a comedian without writing it. I could get up on stage and just ramble in my accents and people would laugh their asses off. Anything's funny when Joe Gricken from da back woods by da crick dun says it.

That said, I liked the suicide one. It's my style.

 

I liked the suicide one