funny notes on t-shirts

what funny t=shirts do u have??
for instance once i ve seen a sign on a guys t-shirt, the letters were turned from bottom to the top (not sure if i explain right) and it says smth like ''u can only read this, if u r sitting on my face''. i thought it was quite a funny t-shirt.

 

here's my addition to the thread.....one of my favorite shirts

 

i miss my ex but my aim is improving

 

I made one once
it wasn't really funny... it was provocatice actually
made it out of protest when i got home by public transportation.. device thingys...a bus
it said: Kad ostarim nepuštajte me u autobus
which means
When i grow old don't let me in a bus

 

Im going to make one for my teacher:

I have spent all my life trying to teach kids about music, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

 

I have a bumper sticker that says I FOUND JESUS HE WAS BEHIND THE SOFA THE WHOLE TIME

 

"All this grey hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom."

 

Everyone I've mentioned this to thinks it's horrible, but I saw one once that had an arrow pointing down, labeled "Choking Hazard," and it made me laugh.

 

Children's T-shirts with pictures of missing milk cartons on them.

 

this is my voting shirt...hahaha

 

I know, not too funny.... but I did think of it my self!

 

It is funny but only if u go next to somebody-it sais "I'M WITH STUPID" and there's an arrow pointing to left or right!!!!!!

 

I saw one that said "In dog years, I'm dead"

 

My friend's boyfriend has a shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" and has an arrow pointed upwards. Hehe. My humorous t-shirts are two from cartoons. One of them is one of the Mooninites on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and he's got his middle finger up and it says, "I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can." The other is a blue shirt with Tom Tucker spanking Diane Simmons on the news (a scene from Family Guy). I also have a shirt that's labelled, "Pleasant Hill Pyschiatric Unit" on the front and on the back says, "Schizophrenic: If Anyone Asks, You Haven't Seen Us."

 

I have couple lol


"^^^Put your lips here^^^" with an arrow pointing up, most ppl see it and are like shouldnt it be the other way around?

"Who loves you Baby?"

And one that has a picture of a little shack "The love shack! Served after hours with a smile!"

 

Man, that's so funny. I want the athf one too, I tried to order one but adultswim seems to run out of my size quick. I have a few, one is the ugliest shirts of all time... http://www.80stees.com/products/Dumb_Dumber_Cripes_t-shirt.asp
So funny.

And, to go along with the ugliest shirt, the gayest shirt of all time...
http://www.80stees.com/products/Elf-Cotton-Headed-shirt.asp
Damn ferrell is priceless with that afro and little cap.

And I have a blue shirt with a calculator on it that says um... "Math Expert"? And has 80085 on the screen.. you know, BooBs. Classic. Blondes don't usually understand it though... "Did you get that for being smart?" wtfs

 

i like the one that says "Fat people are hard to kidnap". Also, my friends dad got one (he's this big biker guy) that says, "i beat anorexia". though he claims to have invented it, if he saw someone else with it, he'd probably be pissed.

 

i like the one that says "Fat people are hard to kidnap". Also, my friends dad got one (he's this big biker guy) that says, "i beat anorexia". though he claims to have invented it, if he saw someone else with it, he'd probably be pissed.

 

(now start a band)

speaks volumes about all the talentless new bands out there today...