hiding pipes

I seem to remember on a thread about bringing back goodies from holland people were rather keen on shoving things up their ass. Stick your pipe up your ass. Stick your weed up your ass. Stick your matches up your ass.
Why all the inane drivel? Surely someone could figure out where they can hide a bloody pipe without going on the internet to ask for help? 2c

 

Haha, it's only to get it in or out of my house, and not like whole bottles of liquor, like little half-pint waterbottles full of liquor. yea it's more work than a pipe, but if the shorts and pants are baggy enough you should be able to pull it off.

 

wouldnt it be easier to just walk out of your house with it when no one is looking, and prolly more comfortable, i mean your parents cant be home 24/7

 

Haha when my friend came over to my house a while ago, he had two handles and half an ounce in his backpack... and it was like in the car while my mom was drivin us to my house. sketch as hell!

 

i dress up as an englishman and alk around with crumpets so my out fit looks the piece

 

i would just say pocket...or if its small enough, in your sock

 

i think your purse would be a good idea

 

i actually took the time to figure this out one time

you take alarm clocks, empty them out, bag your weed like a ton of times, and just mail it to yourself at home

 

:shrug: Why not?