Dealing with the cum...

My biggest problem at masturbation is how to deal with the cum.
Using hankies is not very pleasant, as it keeps you busy at the time of the orgasm. You may even have to interrupt stimulation.
The same goes for cumming into a little container; it may be even worse, though, as you have to clean it afterwards.
The probably cleanest way is to masturbate having a shower, but you still have to check where your cum goes and it may be a bit disgusting if you're not the only one using the shower.
Toilet? Similar, and not really comfortable.
Cumming into panties? Not an option if your mother or somebody else does the laundry.
Pressing the penis so the cum doesn't come out? Doesn't sound very healthy.
Putting it in a little bag during the "procedure"? Doesn't feel good, it's noisy and still a mess.
I thought I had found a way when I tried masturbating in the garret, but the discoloration of the wood doesn't disappear quickly.

To me, the ideal way of cumming should be possible anywhere (like in front of the computer), you should be able to close your eyes without having to care about anything, and not have a mess afterwards.
Does such a way exist?

 

When you're ready to blow, open your mouth and hope for the best.

 

oh god thats is so wrong, but it did give me a chuckle

To the original poster, so long as you're not cumming on other peoples stuff don't worry about it, it's pretty easy to clean... try using an old shirt that you dont wear, you dont have to hold it over the top either, just gotta practice your aim

 

Some advice, though you may not want to do it.

I'm usually at the computer, usually with my shirt off, when i'm about to blow, i just shoot it on my stomach. Not hard to clean up and doesn't distract during..

 

same^^^

 

LOL

 

just drop it any close place where u usally masterbate, then clean it
lol

 

Why not just let it get on your hand?

 

Thanks for the replies so far.

Cumming on textiles actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.
The problem at cumming on the stomach is that it is problematic if you're not alone at home.

 

Yeah, it's hot!

 

Stop wanking!!!

Get a g/f or b/f

 

Cum....is gonna happen...deal with it or stop playing with it.

 

nothing wrong with wanking, whether your single or not
Mmmmmmm, masturbation

 

this is kinda gross but i just let it go where it goes cuz it dries anyway so what the hell ya know?

 

with this kind of attitude, you'll end up soaking your coffee table, keyboard, kitchen table, your sister's cat, the neighbor's car, or anything else that gets in the way.

remember kids, just say no to unprepared masturbation. lol!

 

Well, the problem is that as I mentioned, it does NOT dry without remains.

 

The answer to your problems is as simple as a piece of paper which you would fold after and throw in the trash. It would stick both ends together like glue, problem solved.

 

I think I've found a solution myself:

Get a hanky, not a small one, unfold it, and roll it right around your erect penis. That makes a kind of tube. You should be able to masturbate just as usual; maybe you have to make sure that the hanky doesn't go below your foreskin, though. OK so far, but there's still the risk that the shot exceeds that "tube". A staple should work for closing it. Alternatively, you can put a plastic bag around the construction; still, the penis only feels the soft hanky.

Of course, a latex glove might be easier to use, but not everybody has one at home. Other than a condom, it's reusable.

I haven't tested all this yet, but will have soon.

Well; actually, the main reason why I masturbate is because it helps me learning
French. Sounds weird, but French erotic stories are quite straight-forward to find, and the motivation to read them is the most basic in existence. Some are really no worse than porn.

 

of all the threads in the history of this wonderful site, this tops out the pile of bullshit submitted. Look out!, it's about to topple. Awarded the WGB (world's greatest bullshit) award of last year. Gonadtulations!! And - much to our consternation - it was started by a complete, unidentified (though obviously adolescent) stranger. Oh the shame!!

 

amen. lol