Becky's Story of Joint Retrieval

I'm going to tell you all a story and it's going to be good


So there's this girl Becky and she goes outside this morning and smokes a joint, works around the yard a bit, you know, watering plants and cleaning up, and then her sister comes out with her baby and asks becky to take care of her. Becky puts the joint in the top of her pants and goes inside and three hours later she realizes, oh my! my joint has disappeared.
so she retraces her steps and checks on her desk, on the floor, goes outside thinking maybe she dropped it somewhere, traces the ground with her eyes trying to find it, and it's nowhere to be seen. at this point becky thinks this joint is just about lost and gone forever, when lo and behold, the joint! laying in the grass by the tree, just hangin out

and now she's got her joint back and was very happy to find it

 

remember that time you went outside to go find a joint that was dropped out the window, and I documented it for you while you were on webcam?

now that was grand

 

it would have been awful if you had not found it.

 

Oh my!
That would quite the bummer if you had lost it, my dear.
Good thing you found it. =D




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BOO!!!!!
=D

 

I lost twenty bucks today... I think at a car wash.

 

Well now that's very fortunate right there.

 

right on...a good old lost and found story...but with drugs