Attention: another fucking popularity contest!!!!!!! Who gets your vote for Hipforums King and who gets your vote for Queen?
I'm sorry, but since I moved to Florida, I have yet to register to vote and must keep any money I had planned on donating to campaign candidates to myself. Perhaps by monday I will be able to vote.
Now here is someone with a well-thought vote. Thank you very kindly, I will not forget you when I am Hipforums King.
We would make a great royal couple and I will give you a castle of your choice as a little present to break the ice.
Now how am I going to save myself here without looking like a complete idiot? Hey, you started it by sleeping around with some of the Hipforum stableguys!