OK I have to live in an apartment with an 11 year old now cause my dad had the brilliant idea of moving in with a new girlfriend. Anyway the kid is damn nuts... I swear to god. He talks constantlly... I mean he never stops. If no ones around, he talks to himself. I overfilled my coffee as I watched him make faces and laugh and talk to THIN FUCKIN AIR! He doesnt flush the toilet, uses all the TP, floods the bathroom when he showers, wastes my shampoo for god knows what, takes my dvds and leaves them laying around (Stopped when I told him if he touched it again I'd break his arm... He laughed till I showed him my bat) and he even picked up my guitar and started hitting the body and butchering the strings... I about strangled him. I did HURL his ass from my room though. Worse still he tries to act black. He took my running shorts since his mom wouldnt buy him baggy clothes and was wearing them till I again threatened to break his arm. He was on the phone at two AM and my cousin was over (we were high) and he decided to find out what he was doin... It went like this Cuz - "Who are you talking too man?" Him - "My girlfriend" does the 'what-then bitch' thing Cuz - "Oh" does it right back "OK" does it again. It was funny but damn he gets to leave... I have to live here. No point to this thread, just bitching
But I dont want to die... Although it is tempting at this point as I hear him through the wall conversing with the telivision... Fuck it gimmie a gun
I feel for you, but that is very funny at the same time. Get him back. Put hair dye in your shampoo, pink. He'll be real gangster then. Write "i like penis" on the back of his neck in the morning where he wont see it before he goes to school. Well do it while hes sleeping.
Oh dude thats the thing... I dye my hair and shit right so get this. If HE takes MY dyes without asking and dyes HIS hair, I get in trouble. Fuck is that? BTW chicks LOOOOOOOVEEEEE dudes with purple or pink hair.
Chicks looooooove dudes with pink or purple hair cause they think they're gay and non threatening. Chicks looooove gay guys.
Yeah but see the kid is 11 and thinks hes a gangster, he wont dig the pink hair. Yeah you wuld get in trouble, but is it worth it? Spooz in his toothpaste also. Then tell him and he wont be able to prove it, or hell dont do it and just tell him.
That would explain all the tounges and gropeing! Its all so clear to me now! They were getting on me... because they thought I was gay. Holy shit.. MM: No no... I get in trouble if he decides he wants to dye his hair and uses my shit
That really sucks man, drop his ass out in the bad part of town at 3 am, that'll show him da gansta life.
I know this guy in dallas you could call him and well this 11 year old ass will have an Accident... damn that would be awesome if it were true, but sorry, i say back up the threat with the bat, and break him, not just his arms, his entire beingBecause i already hate him for what he did to your guitar....
That's some funny shit! I mean that I really enjoyed that rant, and I want to thank you. And - doesn't hair dye need time to set in?
at least their not married. My dad recently got remarried haha and now i have a new step brother which is exactly like that 11 year old and a step sister a major drama queen but ya gotta love em peace chickens
Awww, dude, he's 11. Don't be too cruel, ok go ahead. Just kick HIM in the nuts and show HIM who's boss! Thanks for the Ideal Blackie! Also Blackie, this is a good idea for you, give those brats a taste of there own "medication"!!!
I have a niece who will come and jump on me anytime she sees me sleeping. I was passed out hungover nappin one day and to my dismay i awake to a pain in my side and girlish giggles.
okayyyy first try to get him to stop his destructive behavior, tell him what hes doing wrong and how that makes you feel blah,blah,blah ya know... the whole touchy feely pussy communicative bull shit. and if(when) he still acts like an asshole.... BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! and kick him in the nuts/ trip him every now and then to show him whos boss and to the guy whos ten year old kicks him in the balls, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM TOO, dont take no bull from a god-damn kid.
Sounds like the kid needs Some Adderall Some therapy Some reality check (hey, you're a white 11 year old in the burbs, stop with the gangsta crap. If my 12 year old son acted like that, he'd be on 2 month grounding.) Some attention from his mama and daddy Sorry you have to put up with this, Lunacy. Any chance of maybe talking to him and maybe making some peace?
Hahaha...DarkLunacy...that rant cracked me up. Ahhh...haha...I want to offer some good advice, but I'm too busy laughing...hahaha... I'm sorry, really.....
