I Have a Confession...

I am a Psycho...

 

are you crazy in the sack too?

 

I think we're all a little bit psycho in one way or another!

 

If Only you Knew what I Have Done...

 

Im curious..

 

Well what did you do?

 

Me and HCM are dying to know...trust me i am a nut too. its ok

 

Go ahead-don't keep us in suspense; nothing shocks me any more

 

Yeah really, this is the place for true confessions afterall!

 

I Let Someone Think I was Dead...

 

What? Why?

 

Was he a necrophiliac? I would play dead and let rachael ray rape my supposedly dead corpse if she was into that....

 

Har har. You could get a hard-on when you're dead? That's a real trick.

 

its a fact dead bodies got stiff, you dont know much about cadavers?

 

Well, I try to stay away from them as much as possible, actually.....
Especially in the sex dept....

 

Well...

Thank You for Taking me Seriously...

 

I did. So why did you lead someone to believe you were dead?

 

I too am actually quite curious.

 

I Loved Her...

 

So you loved her and made her think you were dead to...what?