hell no! Actually, I was gardening this week, so they're gross. I thought about going to get a pedicure, but that's like $15, so fuck it. Plus, they look weird because I have my foot pressed up against the scanner....
They seem to get increasingly happier the smaller and more insignificant they are. Is this some reverse capitalist society you have created?
As you can see my posse are quite an elitist bunch. the poor thumb is an outcast, mainly due to his working-class background.