Another funny things kids say thread....

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i may have already shared this in another thread.... lol


my littlest one loves jokes, puns in particular (yes, she's only two!)
she likes to say "tuba.... three-bah!" and giggle hysterically, but that joke's getting old now.

now then, she likes to say "wonder why?" all the time.
Sometimes I over-explain things when she does this (I do tend to run off at the mouth sometimes). What's funny is that when I have really gone overboard trying to explain something, she sometimes says, "wonder why?" again. So I think maybe I didn't explain it well enough and try again. Then she rolls her eyes at me and laughs and laughs and laughs. For some reason, it's really funny when a two-year-old's jokes go over my head! This isn't an isolated experience, she's always coming up with some smart aleck reply to something dumb I said...just like her daddy! She never misses a chance to make a joke.

 

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Dakota likes to say "Knock, knock." When you say, "Who's there?" He says, "Me" and cracks up laughing.

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Sage uses the word "UNtentionally." Moon will scream at her for stepping on her hair or something (Moon lies around on the floor a lot and has really long hair) and Sage will say, "I did it UNTENTIONALLY!" "MOM, Sage said she did it on purpose!" *sigh* No wonder my mind is gone.......

 

my oldest sometimes says "angervated" which makes more sense to me than "aggravated"

 

well, Leane doesn't exactily talk in real word yet, but I thought that this could still be shared.
Last week we were at a baby shower and there was a little boy there who's 14 months old. They've met before, and were totally twiterpated then, but they were a lot younger. He's just learned how to walk and waddled over to Leane and leaned right in close to her face....she started to stroke his face with her hand and "talk" to him. At one point, he looked away and she got really agnry and started to "yell" at him for his attention.....all I could say to her was, "get used to it, sweetie!" lol
it was so stinking cute!!!

 

LOL! Sage would screech at her siblings when they would look away, too. At the same age as Leanne, she would call random people in public and scold them for not paying her the attention she obviously thought Royalty deserved.

Mamaboogie, tell your dd, I get angervated, too. OMG, I think the Sugar family has a new word......

 

I know I have posted this before.....so what? Sage used to head bang a lot. And she would head band people, too.

We would say, "No banging. Sage." Which as a baby, she interpreted as, and said as, "BYNA BYNA!" (she was trying to tell us "I will banga banga if I want to....") Then, "Byna" became a word for things that hurt (cuz it hurts to bang your head a lot, I guess.)

If she cuts her hand she says "I have a Byna!" When her sibs leave the house, she used to yell, "Bye bye, love you. Don't get a Byna!" (I guess the toddler equivelant of "Be careful.") And, of course, what do you put ON a "Byna?" A BYNAID! (not a silly old Band Aid, of course.)

Last year, I asked her if Byna was a real word, or if she made it up. She insisted it was a real word. I asked her if any of the kids in her class used it, and she put her little hands over her ears and said, "I DO NOT want to talk about this!"

 

"Angervated" - I love it!

When my little brother was a babe (and this is one of my first "memories") he had his own word for water. "Doo-ha". It started as "doo-wa" but at some point he fell in love with the "h" sound and inserted it into lots of words... Anyway, the first time after he was talking and aware of these things, that our family went out to the Pacific ocean, he caught his breath and gasped in awe, and said, "Oh my goodness - big Doo-ha".

I still think of it whenever I take my baby friends swimming...!

 

WHenever we're in the car and Danny sees trucks or motorcycles or boats or basically anything that says "vroom", he does the sign for more over and over again, frantically, as if I can make more cars, etc just come out of nowhere!

 

My best friend is preggo and her little boy is 4. In an effort to keep him in the loop about her experience they have made a photo collage of babies and birth related pictures. She hung it on the fridge and he looks at it every day. Last week she added a picture of a labor and delivery setting where the Doc held the naked baby upside down by the feet. When Matt woke from his nap he came out and studied the picture. She said he got this disgusted look on his face and said, "You mean God doesn't use pampers?" she almost fell over he was so taken back that babies arrived naked. I think that is too cute.

 

I have an endless supply of these....


another word DD1 has invented is atradocious. That's when you feel angry and upset and mad and sad all at the same time, she says it's the worst feeling in the world. People hear her say it and think it's a real word. DH didn't know she made it up until I told him, and he still had to look in the dictionary for it! LOL She doesn't get atradocious as much since we stopped eating gluten. Those of you aware of what gluten does to a sensitive person, that's what atradocious is.