Awaiting Difigafs' opiniion of THUDLY'S Novel

Well????????

(At least $20 worth, dearie.)

Regardless-- at least you paid for it, and therefore have the right to criticize it.

Signed, Burl.

 

Still waiting, love.


BTW, tomorrow is my birthday-- 59. If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

But.... I've already out-lived in terms of life-span , F.Scott Fitzgerald, Edgar Allen Poe, my ex-mistress Sandy, 40 or 50 cats and dogs, 3 local breweries, two rural mailmen, six Birdsboro policemen, two judges (one of whom married me), one goldfish, 100 pairs of jockey shorts, 2 jock straps (I outgrew them, to tell the truth), Brendan Behan, my stucco and plastering teacher, Roy, (who shot his ex-wife's right tit off with a 20 gauge shotgun one long-ago after-noon),Dylan Thomas, Janis, Elvis, and John.

Any bets if I make the big 6-0?

As always,

your favorite Irishman----Burl.

 

sure you will see the big 6-0....specially iffin i dont do yer review til next june 9....
btw it truly is coming,,,, just findin time to sit n think straight enough to write is the issue at hand,

, rain here would help a shit bit,,, would relieve me of a few chores,,,,



HAPPY BELATED BURPDAY ol man!!!!!!!

luv n lite....

 

It was a bad weekend, Diligaf: I drove 155 miles, mostly on curvy and hilly backroads to get to camp ( of which, I'm not a member, only a "guest". We got 5 rattlers-- none over 40 "-- and I got drunk and wanted to kick some ass after I heard, laying in bed, that these young 20-somethings had no respect for me.


Everything went downhill, and I drove 155 miles Sunday morning, 3/4 ripped, but I made it.

Another bad, bad, BAD idea.

Otherwise, everything is fine.

How are you and HBH, sweetness?

STILL awaiting the review (if you ever read it.)

I KNEW Ishould have sent it to TEEEPI, yo, yo, YO!

 

thudly,, diligaf works with me,, ive drove 370 miles since tuesday morning,, weve worked,, weve tried to relax in a motel,, weve came home to all the normal duties plus 16,1 day old peeps outta a incubater,, we have a gathering coming upblah blah..

she will stroke yer ego when she gets a round tuit..

luv n light

 

jeezuz 370 miles since tuesday morning whoa wait a sec its only uhhhhhhh wednesday ......... I WANNA SEE THE BABIES

 

I do not need my ego stroked. However, it would be nice to hear an intelligent persons' opinion.


FUCK IT!

KILL ME FOR BEING PRESUMPTOUS!

 

maybe for being arrogant.........but someone would have likely done that long ago

 

It's been raining heavily since last Thursday-- what a swampy drag. Everything is about 99% humidity with temps in the high 70's to low 90's.


The doors swelled tight, and the
window jambs-- it's like living in a sweaty armpit. The idiot cats are soaked; what fuckin fools! 50 yards, and they can all sleep dry with my tractors and next winter's firewood.

I'll soon be gone for good-- I've begun to hate this useless Internet nonsense.

Best wishes to you all.

Thudly.

 

THUDLY??

WHATS UP?

man if it any consolation,, we got stuck in the mud going down hill (straight down),, have been soaked loading an unloadin the truck,, well soaked enough when yer hanging ,,INSULATION!!!

im lookin out my fuckin window an theres 2 male cats sittin on top of my load of insulation for tomorrow.. and its still a slow steady rain(its parked under a big oak)

should smell loveley..

so just a side note,, this material is goin in a new sales office for my bosses biggest and oldest contract..


so ya wanna bitch an moan?? hell lets compare the days events??:X

luvin you thud..

 

aw man,,,, you outta alcohol or sumthing ?

shit damn yer one of the few that make this place worht coming to,,, you make me laugh just bout everytime ya post,,,,,, not many i can say that bout either,,,,, probably 3 others i can say that about,, n one of them i live with ,,,, so it aint the entertainment it used to be,,, since i have to help him spell it all out n cant just read it,,,,,
oh my gawd,,, its cuz i aint written my opinion aint, it,,,, god damn you men get miserabler n crotchetier with age,,, i cant fukkin wait

anyway we shall be done work fairly early tomorry,,, n will still be too wet to weed,,,, so ...te prometo que voy a escribir mi opinion...

yea i will get it fukkin done,,,,,,

luvvin u thud

 

My computer isn't working right again-- getting slow-- my computer honey is in Texas and my computer is in Pennsylvania, and this fucking rain is coming down again like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

RIGHT NOW!

I turned 59 on June 9th; didn't even get a card or a phone call. On Father's Day, the same. All I got was whining cats wanting fed.

I'm tired, lonely and sick-- SSI approved me for disability because of "cardiomyopathy, asthma, arthitis in both knees and my right shoulder". I guess I'll soon begin collecting Social Security payments, whatever they will be.

I never even mentioned tintinitus, hard hearing or loss of taste.

However, I can still get it up for Madame Cinque.

So, Dilly and Gene, maybe you can now see where I'm coming from: It ain't such a good place.

 

who the fuck is gene??????????

THUDLY!! MY NAME ISNT GENE!!

THE PEOPLE THAT SPAWNED ME NAMED ME AFTER THE NOW DEBUNKED PATRON SAINT OF TRAVEL!!!!!

BUT SINCE HES BEEN DECANNODISED,, GENOSIDED WHATEVER..

I GO BY HILLBILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus fuckin christ yer a old brain adled basterd at times..

 

ah shit thud,,, i learned a long time ago that life sux for the most part with a few happies slipped tween all the shit,,,,, keeps me from gettin disappointed in life most of the time,,, ceptin for the occasional poor poor pitiful me relapses .....

man i gotta wait til the ex kicks the bucket before i can do anything in the babble-on world,,,,including exist,,,, work, get disability,,, die,,,, but rumor has it he be ailing a shit bit,,,,, dang what a shame,,,,,

is anywhere really a good place.... nah not really,,, iffin ya ask me,,,, its all shit ol man,,,,,n it all stinks...

 

did you just type, i was shit an i stunk???

 

Surprisingly enough, I've been known to imbibe a tad, and now that Chris mentions it, I, for the GODDAMN life of me, can't recall where I got the "Gene" name at. St. Christopher, of course, was the patron saint of travellers-- I think Jack Kerouac mentions it, somewhere.


I apoligize, sir: I'll never get drunk again! (I owe it to my Internet admirers.)

Of course, Dilly, if someone bursts into my house clutching a .454 Casull X-Frame in her left hand, and an unopened bottle of 20 year bourbon in her red-tipped-nailed right hand and commands me to drink with her, you really can't hold that against me, I pray.

I do my best, but I am a chick magnet, unfortunately.

 

it has to be the charming looks and your tantalizin way with words,,,,,,

 

if you ever call me that again i will make your life a living hell,:X , and if that doesnt work,, ill see toit that something does..

 

Dilly, I haven't had a steady woman for a coon's age-- I don't want to hurt another human. I'm not fit to live 24-7 with anyone-- eventually I'll get drunk and hurt them (not physically, merely mentally).


I'm doomed to die alone. It's my karma.

Thanks for thinking of me, and your nice words-- I'll remember them.

 

dammittohellnback, ,, we got home fairly early today but my afternoon got screwed up n i didnt get nuffinz, done,,,,.... but i will .... here real soonly...