I save the best posts for log off time lol

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Do you or someone you know have an sexual inadequacies that you'd like to share? Are you lacking in the sack? Do you or someone you know need improvement in the satisfaction department? Good Night ;)
     
  2. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Umm, no..But I bet spammers would love this thread..

    It looks like half my email inbox!
     
  3. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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  4. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    Fine...I'll be first to spill...

    I am NOT NEARLY as wild in my real life sex life as I act on the forums...In fact, I haven't had sex in about two months. I'm not dominant at all. And I have no sexual imagination.
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I can no longer get it up unless a girl is dressed like Trix the Rabbit and covers herself with cereal.

    "I'm sorry those kids wouldn't give you cereal baby!"

    I'm probably repressing something.
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    What do you mean?
     
  7. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    It reads like a viagra or cialis add. [​IMG]
     
  8. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Yeah but I don't mean the medical kind lol. I mean the know how kind.
     
  9. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I can't orgasm ): and they always hit my cervix and it makes my tummy hurt ): I love sex but I don't think I'm built for it ):
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    my exhusband.. worse sex ever.. and he thought he was good..


    it was boring missionary or doggy style .. always.. boring
     
  11. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Don't feel bad I'm all imagination. I know that if I really did half the stuff I talk about on here that some vice cop would fall in love with me.
     
  12. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    Good! It's not just me...I'm surprised brian wasn't turned off when he met me and realised how tame I am in real life...hahah...
     
  13. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Ummm. Wow?
     
  14. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i get performance anxiety sometimes...oh and, *cough*cumming fire*cough*
     
  15. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    LMAO!!!

    I'm perfect actually ;) but I could complain about some guys.

    Mostly guys that think sex is JUST sex... blah. Might as well not even bother then.....
     
  16. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I was watching a show called living single where the guy on there studdered during orgasm. I'd laugh. That and the record skipping would break up the moment for me lol.
     
  17. bird_migration

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    I can not cum when I have an erection.
     
  18. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Really? That might just be performance anxiety. Don't let it stress you. You should see a doctor just to be safe.
     
  19. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    It is okay really, I just wait with cumming until my erection is over.
     
  20. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    word
    I'm perfect in bed too [​IMG]
     
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