The only way to enter heaven

This is why I hate christians... damn hypocrytes... i found this laying around at work and i tell you... it really moved me ::rolls eyes::

How you enter Heaven:
The Holy Bible is the "only" road that will take you to heaven. The bible says that all other roads-other lifestyles-are wrong and will take you to hell no matter how good you are. Heaven is that most beautiful and happy home where God lives. Hell is that horrifying prison of unending suffering and sorrow. When you pass on from this life into the next life through death, will you go to the eternal prison or will you go to God's home? You will not get a second chance! God has given you a free will so you can choose which road to follow. CHOOSE TO FOLLOW THIS ROAD:

God will justly judge those people who have died totally uninformed of what biblical truth is. This handbill has just given you some Biblical truth; so you are not totally uninformed of what can take you to heaven, and what can take you to hell. So if yo uwant to get on the road to heaven, you should read and follow the King James Version of the Bible of 1611, or any good modern translation of it, such as the New Kings James Version of 1982 or the NIV, NASB, and others.

The bible is divided into two parts: old testament and the new testament. The OT Consists of 39 books, and the NT has 27 books. Only these books are canon. The OT is that part of God's road that people were to follow before Jesus christ came to earth. The NT is that part of God's road that is to be followed since JEsus came to earth. You live in the NT age of the Bible. So you should live your life according to the NT, If you want to go to heaven when you die. But do not neglect to read the OT, the forerunner to the NT.

People of any race and backgroundwho live a lifestyle that is in tune with the NT are true christians. Christianity is nota religion of rituals and icons. It is however, a relationship between God and his people-his family which is christs global church. God's unearthly nation expressing his love. Christians are not perfect, but unlike non-christians, they seek to improve Biblically.

A Church is neither a building nor a wordly organization, but it is a group of christians gathered together as members of one body to worship god, and to learn more about jesus and his plan-as can be read in the bibles NT-for their lives.

The Bible's gospel of Jesus christ is the only key for entering god's home. Surrendering yourself daily to livinga lifestyle that is in tune with the NT, which involves attending a bible -based church each week, is the "ONLY" road that will take you to god's door as you approach death. First accept god's key, the gospel, and receive his empowering spirit. Next pray daily. Also follow god's road, the bible, and there you will enter heaven with his key.

The NT has four gosspel accounts Matthew aims at unchristian Jewns. Mark is for unchristian non-jews. Luke leans toward novice christians. John is speaking to veteran christians. Read the gospel that fits you best today. Next in the NT, read the books of ephesians, 1 peter, Philippians, and James
Now read the rest of the NT beginning with Acts. Also join a bible study class.

All I have to say is holy shit... my hands hurt... this is the longest most annoying piece of bullshit i've ever read/typed in my entire life. What a bunch of Arogant assholes... Alot of things were actually bolded in the tdocument too but I dont feel like going back and doing that... things like ONLY WAY and shit like that just to make it stand out... So basically a summary of this

We are christians we are the only ones that are right fuck everyone else because your all going to hell unless you become christians and were better then everyone else. haha what a bunch of fuck nuts Sorry just had to vent...

If I were to ever become relgious it would be Hindu or some shit, just because they actually include nature into everything, and are extremly peaceful

 

actually theres a lot of religions that say things like this religion is the only way to reach the heavenly place.

 

I don't believe in hell, but if there is such a place, and those closed minded people are the only people there, then I want to be wherever the people that I admire, like Gahndi, Abbie Hoffman, and Janis Joplin are. If there's brimstone and pitchforks too, so be it.

 

Religion can be really stupid.

 

I think alot of people are being brainwashed by evil,their making you hate relgion,using it as an excuse to make war,...Relgion doesn't start wars,you do.

 

the only way to enter heaven is on a stairway.> LIsten to stairway to heaven haha.....to me all this bible shit is bull. I believe in god i just dont need a book controlling my life. I respect my mother and whatever but all humans are sinners and no ones perfect.


peace
chickens

 

Bible = guide book not instruction book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REINCARNATION ALL THE WAY
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Heh heh, the straight and narrow's borrin. Gimme some bumps along tha way.

 

jim morrison
hendrix
che
janis joplin
marx
and all the other cool guys will be in Hell

WHO da fuck cares about going to heaven ?

 

I wanna buy a stairway to heaven. Hopefully those arent too expensive. I'll settle for a ladder tho if its all i can afford

 

Careful, Saddam's makin WMD's in heaven!

 

how did he get in?

 

i think the bible wasnt written by god.. everyone says that. its written by people! i'd be in hell right now for all the sex, stealing, and betrayal of my parents.. what were the other commandments? well anyways.. another thing is tha people say that god will send all bi's and homosexuals to hell.. doesnt it say that he'll love his children UNconditionally?

i believe there's no way to get into heaven.. all religions have it differently.. one says that your heart must be lighter than a feather, or bla bla bla.. they shouldnt say that judging peopel is wrong either because in a way, they are doing that themselvves.. liek you're going to hell and you're going to heaven. heaven is for good, and hell is for bad.. why dont we stop stereotyping ourselves and get some love gonig on. accept everyone and stop say this and that about so and so.

 

When Saddam Hussein was killed by rabid boars, he went to hell, where he had a homosexual relationship with Satan. After Satan got tired of Saddam's and his more recent boyfriend Chris's killing each other over and over again, he asked God to send Saddam Hussein to heaven, to lead a miserable existance with the Mormans, Mormanism being the one true religoion, except for God, who is a Buddhist.

 

bible wasnt written by god, it was written by the guys around jesus, the secretary general of the United Nations

 

And as we all know, people tend to have their own agendas...

 

the only reason i can see to hate someone for believing something like that is because you feel threatened by their beliefs and don't want to change your life. that's cool, but why waste your time hating christians?

 

This is why I hate christians. Its ok for them to preach but when I even say the word Satanism people get fidgity. I had something for those who went around preaching all the time. I made these little flyers with the baphomet on em that said "Satan is the way to freedom" and anytime I'd get shit I'd just hand it to them and get cussed at and then (Heres the kicker) I would say "See? He's already making you free to express your hatred for me. Isn't Satan just the neatest?" then walk away leaving them there dumbfounded.

 

this should go in the religion forum

 

I know satanists that are more respectful, tolerant ppl than a lot of christians i know