pick up lines

I read this in a magazine once it's a unisex one and I beleive gets a laugh from quite a few people and has actually worked on a few occasions...Your clothes would look great in a messy pile on my bedroom floor......MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

The best one I heard is "Hey would you like to go to the gun show?" The gun show in my pants" Hahahaha

 

Did you just Fart?, Because you blew me away!

 

ahaha ok this one got used on me and I've remember it... I was walking past these guys at a table and one guy said "hey can you help us settle a little argument.." and I was like "yeaa sure..." and he's like "well how much does a panda bear weigh" and I looked at him like wtf and I was like " I have noo clue" and he was like "enough to break the ice... hi my names eric...." ahaha it was sooo awesome..

and willie always uses this one.. "hey you wanna hear a joke?" and if they say yes.. he says "ask me if Im a truck?" and they'll be like are you a truck and he'll be like "noo but damn I can mac! "

lol

 

fuck me if im wrong....but isnt your name laura?

 

haha

 

Didn"t I see you on America's Most Wanted? You really look great in hand cuffs.

 

i like gaum's

 

Nice pants, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

 

Hey baby, do you come here often, huh huh I said come.

 

Here's a pickup line and a comeback in case ou get shot down.


You: Wanna dance?

Her: No I don't want to dance!

You: Dance? i didn't say dance. I said "you look fat in those pants".

Youon't I know you from somewhere?
Her: Yeah thats why I don't go there anymore.

You: Reallly? I thought you didn't go there anymore because they said you where a fat skanky ho.

 

I don't know if I heard this before or if it's a creation of my own little mind.

"You must be Jamaican, 'cause jamaican me horny."

 

isnt that from anchorman??? lol

 

Hey baby, wanna go out for a burger and a fuck?

No, whats the matter you don't like burgers?

 

if i were a fly, id be all over you, cause you're the shit

 

If I was a midget, I'd climb on top of you, but I'm not. I can still climb on top of you though, so what say you?

 

If I was gay, I'd go straight for you.

 

Me: Are you an earthquake?

Her (confusedly): No...?

Me: Oh, really, because you really shook me.

 

hey girl i'm a rebix cube, the more you touch me the harder i get

(to girl) if i flip a coin what the chance that i'll get head?

 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Do you sleep on your stomach? no, Can I?

If you held up 11 roses in the mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.